2 definitions by waka mcwakanson
An akward turd. When you have to crap at someone elses house and you let out a huge fart while doing it and you know people can hear you from outside the bathroom.
Sam: How was Cindy's party?
Josh: Not very good...
Sam: What happened?
Josh: Oh, I blew it with a hot girl becuase I had an awk-turd...
Sam: That sucks, dude!
Josh: Not very good...
Sam: What happened?
Josh: Oh, I blew it with a hot girl becuase I had an awk-turd...
Sam: That sucks, dude!
by waka mcwakanson March 3, 2011
The act of giving someone oral sex while participating in the activity of sledding. Common in northern areas with constant snow.
Sam: Hey Tori, how was sledding?
Tori: It was good, why?
Sam: Oh nothing, just heard you and Connor had a good time, thats all.
Tori: What is that supposed to mean?
Sam: Theres a rumor that you gave him sled head.
Tori: Damn straight I did.
Tori: It was good, why?
Sam: Oh nothing, just heard you and Connor had a good time, thats all.
Tori: What is that supposed to mean?
Sam: Theres a rumor that you gave him sled head.
Tori: Damn straight I did.
by waka mcwakanson March 2, 2011