Awk-Turd

An akward turd. When you have to crap at someone elses house and you let out a huge fart while doing it and you know people can hear you from outside the bathroom.

Sam: How was Cindy's party?
Josh: Not very good...
Sam: What happened?
Josh: Oh, I blew it with a hot girl becuase I had an awk-turd...
Sam: That sucks, dude!

by waka mcwakanson March 17, 2011

awkturd

noun- an awkward moment. Also short for the "awkward turtle". Doing the awkward turtle movement shows that a situation is completely awkward.

"I don't want to be here, this is really awkturd."
"Man, it's hella awkturd in there!"

by Cdubsz August 26, 2009