Big room house

The only EDM genre where all tracks sounds exactly the same. Big room house features simple shitty chord-based melodies, copied build-ups, vocal shouts unrelated to anything and drops with shitty overused sylenth1 presets (Usually plucks or saw bass).

How to make big room house:

1. Create a saw chord lead by layering nexus/sylenth1 presets and then sidechaining them with a kick.
2. Write a shitty chord progression using overused chords (Like C, G, D, A, F, Bm and such).
3. Make a buildup with uplifter samples you can found in any pirated vengeance sample pack. Also use a snare roll.
4. For the drop create/steal a kick with a sub bass layer, then play it on every beat (4/4). After that take an overused sylenth1 pluck, then pick a note and play it randomly like other big room house tracks. You can also do the same with a distorted saw bass.

5. In order to be called 'creative' add some growl/wobble bass from pirated presets.

6. Create a break after the drop then repeat the whole thing.
7. Submit the track to a label.
8. Get tons of YOLO SWAG teenagers dancing to your shitty track, and also get rich as fuck.

Dude have you listened to that new big room house track which an artist that everybody likes no matter how talentless he is made?

Big room house by Them4n3r July 1, 2015

House Potato 

A House Potato is an unemployed person that lives off other people's money, gives advice that nobody wants, and is in good general shape. Also brags about all the stuff she bought.

Stot telling me what to do you House Potato, I'v got a job!

House Potato by ***Dr Dave September 21, 2009

Hot house

When you smoke so much in a house that the first and second story become very hard to see through

Damn you hot housed the shit out of this place, i can't see!

Hot house by Santi& ben February 2, 2009

house hippo 

The House Hippo is the fictional subject of a series of television adverts intended to educate about distinguishing fact from fiction in advertising.

The advertisement goes as follows:

The North American House Hippo is a fictional creature that can be found throughout Canada and the Eastern United States. The House Hippo is a very timid creature and is rarely seen. While normally a quiet animal that prefers to stay unnoticed, the House Hippo is very territorial and will defend its territory if provoked. The House Hippo comes out at night to search for food and water. The favourite foods of the House Hippo include chips, raisins and the crumbs from peanut butter on toast. The House Hippo will come out at night to search for materials for its nest. They tend to build their nests in bedroom closets with mittens, dryer lint and bits of string.The House Hippo sleeps 16 hours a day, only coming out to search for food and water and materials for its nest. Also, due to their timid nature, they chose to only come out at night while you are most likely are sleeping.

The House Hippo Commercial series was made in Canada to make children aware of how gullible they can be and to teach them to not believe everything they hear. The television advertisement was produced by the Concerned Children's Advertisers (CCA) of Canada, and is currently adored by Canadians of all ages.citation neededUnfortunately, many of the kids who should have received the message currently suffer from ADD and do not catch the end of the commercial that explains the fictional characteristic of the House Hippo. Evidently this results in the wide spread belief by many ignorant and stubborn people that House Hippos actually exist. A popular example is Bradley Wakler, a 15 year old boy with E.S.L. who could not distinguish the meaning of the last sentence, and needed phycological treatment to eradicate the belief in House Hippos.

Oh look, the House Hippo advertisement is on.

house hippo by --lynn-- August 12, 2006

House of flying niggers 

When a whole bunch of niggers get into a fight and start throwing each other all over the place.

Based on the movie House of flying daggers

Guy 1: Damn Taequon just called Jamal a bitch ass nigga

Guy 2: Holy shit this place is about to become a house of flying niggers.

House of flying niggers by Roc18 August 11, 2009

House 

(noun)
a building which functions as a home for human habitation, it usually consists of a ground floor and one or more upper storeys.

my house is too old and dusty, I want a new house to live in

House by ryancflam October 9, 2016

Housecel 

A housecel is a person who complains about the price of real estate where they currently live. Usually, housecels can be found in desirable cities where it is common for real estate to be expensive.

The etymology of housecel is derived from the word “incel” a shorthand for involuntarily celibate. Incels will complain that no women will date them however they refuse to lower their standards.

There is a parallel drawn in housecels where they wish to own the most expensive house type (detached single family homes) in popular neighborhoods and refuse to consider other options such as townhouses and condominiums, even if that is what they can afford. The thought of relocation, increasing their earnings, or partnering up with a spouse is often taken as an insult as well.

Person 1: Detached homes are so expensive in Toronto we need government to cause house prices to crash 300% so I can enter the market

Person 2: have you thought about buying a condo perhaps
Person 1: condo??! I will NEVER live in a concrete shoebox. How DARE you
Person 2: you sound like a housecel

Housecel by Doug Ford 2022 May 7, 2021