Cominuphobia

Fear of automatically flushing toilets.

My 3 year old hates to use public restrooms. She has cominuphobia.

by The Real HP September 15, 2011

Comified

Taking something vague and boring, like a school paper or report, and making it halarious and enjoyable.

"I comified my History paper by hiding a picture of Nick Cage on page 7."

by Deck3899 July 16, 2013

comilona

A girl that eats a lot. It doesn't mean she is fat, she can be thin. However, when at a table she is like a black hole.

Josefina is a comilona, she is able to eat three Honey Pork BBQ in a row at Hay Hay Kitchen.

by lowrider.jt March 16, 2014

comcastified

The deliberate slowdown of internet content do to a terribly slow internet service provider.

My Netfilx stream has been comcastified.

by baudeagle September 12, 2014

comaculinargic

the effect ultra-rich food has on an individual after its consumption, producing a sleepy, lethargic, comatose state.

My wife made the most delicious comaculinargic chocolate mousse last night.

by VoiceofReasonability September 19, 2015

Comcast and coitus

The act of sexual intercourse while having Comcast on the TV in the background.

Boy: Netflix and chill?
Girl: Sorry, I only have cable.
Boy: How about Comcast and coitus?

by Mattoooo December 18, 2015

Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

Last night, my girlfriend decided to end things as a result of me comcasting her in our bedroom. Unfortunately, I'm the only guy in town so she's stuck with me.

by TheWizzanator18 January 3, 2016