Blumpkinator

The act of getting oral sex on the commode while Defacating and eating a baconator from Wendys

I was hungry, horny and had to shit so a blumpkinator Was my only option

by Asstastic716253 October 10, 2020

Blumpkin Messiah

Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.

After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.

by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020

Blumpkin

To recieve a blow job well you are taking a dump.

That dirty whore loves sucking dick an to be in the bathroom with guys shitting, so she can give them a blumpkin

by Billy rob Jeremy dgiver December 9, 2020

blumpkin queen

known all over the Blumpkin queen is the master of all things blumpkin related.
you only achieve this title after successfully completing 35 blumpkin s

Yo tyrone, you see that girl over dur?

yeah dawg i do why wassup?

she’s the blumpkin queen of the hood

i herd she will give you a blumpkin for 1 twisted tea and a rubber band

by big daddy dirty dick December 30, 2020

𝚋𝚕𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚔𝚒𝚗

𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚝

𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚕𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝

by Pickles06 January 25, 2021

Blumpkin Pie

An act of oral sex while defecating on the toilet, or blumpkin, used as a holiday or Thanksgiving joke or the after effect of a blumpkin.

Hey babe. Wanna go make our famous Thanksgiving dessert? Let's go to the bathroom and make a blumpkin pie!!

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

Blumpkin

Blumpkin

I want a blumpkin

by anonymous March 3, 2021