Inbred Bacon

A big-eared albino inbred of Canadian descent, usually found in all parts of Wisconsin.

inbred bacon

by Peruano12 November 20, 2009

Chest Bacon

n. a woman's breasts.
Chest = Boobs = Fat = Bacon = CHEST BACON

Ma'am, you have lovely chest bacon today.
May I have a taste of your chest bacon?

by darkerthought7 December 7, 2009

in the bacon

to be closely spaced together, or tightly packed as bacon is in a frying pan.

"All 10 of us drove Route 66 together in a Civic...we were in the bacon!"

"I don't have any land so I have to grow my herb garden in the bacon using my closet as a greenhouse."

"I've been cramming for this test all day. Sorry, my to-do list is in the bacon!"

by Kha March 19, 2008

Grilling the bacon on both sides

Something so perverse, so unutterably horrible, that it cannot be referred to except obliquely

"See that man? Over there? Someone caught him grilling the bacon on both sides."

by gruntyphish August 5, 2009

Bacon

English/UK Prison rhyming slang - "Bacon bonce" - Nonce

"That fellah's a right Bacon" (that gentleman is a bit of a pedo)

by Mark May 31, 2004

sexual bacon

to have some sort of intense sexual tension between yourself and a member of the desired gender

Oh my god... last night.....it was just so intense between karen and i....we have got some serious sexual bacon, me and her.

by Gnome February 5, 2005

bacon333

Posts on steampowered and also showbiz2.com

Addicted to personal messages and double posting.

Loves sucking up to mods.

"Hey, I'm gonna check out showbiz2"
"Oh whoa, bacon333 might spam your PM box"
"You're right!"


Just kidding bacon, don't take offense.

by James from Jamaica May 2, 2005