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donkey dick

a penis large enough to could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some shylock's face
"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"
by Gnome December 28, 2005
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Gleeba

a plant that has a vagina
that gleeba has a smelly vagina!
by Gnome April 5, 2003
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sexual bacon

to have some sort of intense sexual tension between yourself and a member of the desired gender
Oh my god... last night.....it was just so intense between karen and i....we have got some serious sexual bacon, me and her.
by Gnome February 5, 2005
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The Fawn

"To Fawn" Doing the fawn, invented by a yound chap named Dav; a hideously effeminate prance across the room with one hand above your head, the other cradled in before the (preferably hairy)hest and one leg cocked coyly in front...inspired by Mr Tumnus. An excuse for otherwise manly men to get all gay
Do the Fawn! Dav! DAV! DO IT YOU QUEEF!
by gnome October 22, 2004
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POON

1-A female's genital organ (vagina)(same as #1 above)

2-A slang term for wimp, often used by teenage males who want to boost their masculinity (same as #1 above)

A Poon may also refer to:

1-Kevin Michael McAlpine

2-...and anyone else who spells it incorrectly
Anyone who spells "poon" as "p-u-n-e" is a complete "poon". It is obvious to anyone with minute intelligence that the correct spelling is "P-O-O-N".

Don't be such a POON and spell it right.
by Gnome November 21, 2004
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Cherry aka BubbleTwat

1. A mule with a large feedbag. Is known to throw tantrums and cry if feedbag is lost.
2. Someone only able to contain 2 thoughts in their head, i.e. Wilson or
Howard
3. An individual prone to mindless and pointless repetition.
4. An individual who's chin is permanently affixed to Chill's nuts.
5. A needy chat whore.
6. A skank who loves a good horse whipping.
Cherry is a cheap trick, she'll blow anyone for a bale of hay.
by Gnome March 28, 2005
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gfe

Person 1: "How do I <insert inane question here>"
Person 2: "GFE"
by Gnome September 1, 2008
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