Definitions by gruntyphish

Swollenoscopy 

Euphemism for anal sex - eg. performing a colonoscopy with a swollen penis

My girlfriend was really drunk the other night so I gave her a swollenoscopy

Swollenoscopy by gruntyphish July 5, 2010

Catching the dusky fish 

Anal sex.

She was really, really drunk so she let me have a go at catching the dusky fish.

Catching the dusky fish by gruntyphish October 4, 2009

Spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas 

To ejaculate on the pubic hair of your lady friend, perhaps as a form of safe sex.

"We didn't have a condom so I ended up spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas"

Spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas by gruntyphish September 25, 2009

Grilling the bacon on both sides 

Something so perverse, so unutterably horrible, that it cannot be referred to except obliquely

"See that man? Over there? Someone caught him grilling the bacon on both sides."

Grilling the bacon on both sides by gruntyphish August 5, 2009