Bag of smashed crabs

To have a face like a bag of smashed crabs

im sorry dude, but your face is like a bag of smashed crabs

by Battlephone October 6, 2009

Smash her backdoors in

when girl is sexy and a guy wants to have sex with her he might say he'd love to smash her back doors in, in the act of sex

Guy: She's fine i'd love to smash her backdoors in

by MrHighway April 11, 2011

smash

to drop a load, to take a number 2, to shit, to poop

My bowels were rumbling because I had to take a smash real bad.

by finder_error September 17, 2002

smashed asshole sandwich

Nasty stink mouth. The worst bad breath you ever smelled. Bad enough, you still smell it 10 minutes after the dude leaves.

Oh fuck me blind Faith. Did you talk to John this morning? He smells like he ate a smashed asshole sandwich.

by kingmarki December 10, 2006

Smash Town

when a guy is sure or confident he is going to hook up with a girl hes going to see later

Bro 1: yeah dude im ganna take gillian to smash town tonight!

Bro 2: NICE brosef

by ineedafsn June 29, 2009

Smash Bros Brawl

The worse Smash Bros game with the best theme song out of all 5 Smash games.

Smash Bros Brawl is the worse Smash Bros game

by Not Shreky Boi April 18, 2019

Taco Smasher

1. The act of two women having intercourse without penetration

2. Two lesbians bumping uglies.

2. Two women rubbing their vaginas together.

Look at those two Taco Smashers

by KDcargirl October 29, 2009