A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."
Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.
by jazmine1 April 19, 2018
Get the That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night mug.Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.
Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)
by Al_000 May 27, 2023
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by Zuzusparkleton June 7, 2020
Get the Your mom told me to say hi to you mug.An exruciatingly destructive insult to leave a person destroyed. It's the most feared comeback of them all, even more so than your mom's mom's mom's mom. This insult even leaves the user gasping for air.
The item dropped after such an insult is the ashes of the ones unlucky enough to be on the recieving end of it.
The item dropped after such an insult is the ashes of the ones unlucky enough to be on the recieving end of it.
Viggo: I ate really nice squid last night.
Hans: Yeah well, I ate out your mom last night.
Viggo: Well, I ate out your mom's mom last night.
Hans: Oh well, I ate out your mom's mom's mom last night.
Viggo: That's nothing cuz I ate out your mom's mom's mom's mom last night.
Hans: Too bad, for I ate out your mom's mom's mom's mom's mom last night.
Viggo: *Combusts in fiery flames*
Item drop: * Ashes of your enemies*
Hans: Yeah well, I ate out your mom last night.
Viggo: Well, I ate out your mom's mom last night.
Hans: Oh well, I ate out your mom's mom's mom last night.
Viggo: That's nothing cuz I ate out your mom's mom's mom's mom last night.
Hans: Too bad, for I ate out your mom's mom's mom's mom's mom last night.
Viggo: *Combusts in fiery flames*
Item drop: * Ashes of your enemies*
by Viper1-3 April 1, 2022
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The day where you get to eat,lick,makeout with your milf moms pussy and give her the great time that slut needs
The day where you get to eat,lick,makeout with your milf moms pussy and give her the great time that slut needs
by Ilovemymilfmom May 12, 2023
Get the National eat your moms pussy day mug.The act of receiving oral from ones mom after you get a sunburned penis and leaving behind such things as sperm, flakes of skin.
by hayabusa1285 March 11, 2009
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