Based Hoes

being extraordinarily hoes, which means you pull all the hoes, females,etc

omg based hoes! you pull all the women.

by hoer101 February 20, 2011

5th base

The act of taking your partners anus and inserting a hoop earring into this person's anus and sliding your testicles into the hole made by the hoop earring. Upon taking out the earring, you have reached 5th base.

I just got to 5th base with my girlfriend, the earring got stuck, but the hospital understood.

by Scene Johna August 21, 2016

Sexual Bases

1st base: Making out

2nd base: Making out & touching

3rd base: oral sex

4th base: sexual intercourse

5th base: bebe

My mom said we can only go to 5th base after marriage, so sexual bases are limited to the 4th for now.

by iigoatii June 11, 2020

Girl Base

A second word for second base.
Called this way because on second base it is usually only the girl getting touched not they guy like at all other bases and home.

Jeremy: hey i went girl base yesterday
Colin: what is girl base?
Jeremy: second base
Colin: oh yeah right... with who?
Jeremy: Kate

by WHYDEF**-IS-EVERY-NAME-TAKEN April 1, 2009

Base War

Addable points of the touching, grazing, fondling, groping, and/or slapping of one's "bases". The bases consist of:

first base-mouth
second base-bosom/pec

third base-outer genitalia
fourth base-bottom (outer cheek only)
fifth base-rectum entry
home run- vaginal entry
grand slam-third base to third base conact (also known as sexual intercourse, should only be used in dyer circumstances)
Each base equals the number of points equal to the base. (i.e. first base= 1 point). The points for home run and grand slam are dependent on the harshness of the play.

Female player 1 yells "Base War" and within moments comes into contact with Female player 2's bosum. Player one is rewarded one point.

by Lesis,Jeffer,Owlie,Beanna,Ice June 20, 2010

32nd base

when you get niall and ram a donkey up his arse

i went to 32nd base last night

shit is that possible, i thought niall was busy

by Alex Telfer December 22, 2007

1,000,000,000,000th base

When you take 4 and a half banana peels and stuff the. inside the womans belly button. then you proceed to sing karma chameleon while pouring jello into the females anus. then obama walks in naked and everyone dies. penis juice is sprayed everywhere.

Last night, I got to 1,000,000,000,000th base with that crazy asian girl. She looked like an elephant on acid.

by djdonutmastacoolniggerfool August 17, 2009