SPAFFED

To Goo, Goop, Slime or Otherwise Coat Something In A Liquid Of Medium Viscosity

"FFS Chuck, You Have Spaffed All Over Me"

by TheThanex October 26, 2022

Spaff

A Goof, a Gaff, and a Laff that are brought together through powerful otherworldly means, creating a Spaff.

Jake: "Watching Zarna accuse Hugh Mungous of harassment and getting shut down was such a spaff!"
Logan: "Totally bro!"

by BagelBeater July 14, 2017

spraffer

Someone who spraffs; Someone who talks a lot without really saying anything.

I initially thought he had vision and direction, but he was just a spraffer.

by T-Spoon July 12, 2002

spaffin'

ejaculating or cumming

Im gonna be spaffin' in yo face later on bitch

by King Rou December 18, 2007

Splaff

(n.) A mixture of tobacco & marijuana usually in the ratio of 90:10.
(v.) to spark a splaff.

Gus splaff'd so hard Phoebe couldn't get him hard

by HieuHefner August 7, 2014

Splaffer

This is a description for somebody who is accident prone, clumsy, forgetful, stupid etc while under the influence of marijuana.

"For fucks sake Tim, put your pants back on you splaffer!"

"John can't find his way out of the bathroom the splaffer!"

by pirate poobeard November 15, 2003

Spaff

1) cum basically

2) When you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out

1) I spaffed all over her fat mouth last night

2) Dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt

by Ja-mmin April 24, 2005