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How thick something is.

You are very viscous.

viscosity by Fred Elliot July 21, 2005

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Viscosity

The thicc-est you can be. How much thicc you have on your rump.

Male 1: " Did you see her viscosity?"
Male 2: "She has so much viscosity I'd so tap that"

Viscosity by daddywarbucks1173 March 11, 2018

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viscosity

Killer, thug, lethal. Will destroy all enemy's, strategy's are known to be devilish. Viscosity is a re-incarnation of evil.

Dawg, I just seen Viscosity, his eye's are red, like the devil.

Viscosity, ripped my heart out yesterday over a poker game.

Viscosity is so dreamy!!!

viscosity by Kyle "Bulger" April 18, 2006

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viscosity

When engaged in sexual intercourse the slippery texture of a women's vaginal fluid is presented when aroused.

Bro, this chicks pussy had viscosity like the banana I ran over in Mario Cart

viscosity by AZThunderDog May 31, 2022

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Fecal Viscosity

A high and low measurement of the thickness/solidness of one's feces. High Fecal Viscosity means constipation. Low Fecal Viscosity means loose, watery stool.

Roger was urinating in the men's room when he heard the man in the handicap stall suffering from low fecal viscosity. He was taking a mop bucket dump.

Fecal Viscosity by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

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Vaginal Viscosity

Vaginal Viscosity is a measurement used to describe the thickness and texture of a substance secreted or residing in the vaginal tract of the female counterpart to the male part of the human race. It can be checked by tongue, finger, teeth, a form of sunflower, or otherwise. Some emanating juice may taste good. Other not so good. Feel free to try it out.

Guy 1: "Dude, this chicks vaginal viscosity was like a McDonalds milkshake."
Guy 2: "Really? Wow the last girl I had was as runny as a babies nose in winter"

Vaginal Viscosity by AsHaNdAiDaNsTrIkEaGaIn August 1, 2010

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mundane viscosity

When a man chronically masturbates and the thickness of his semen diminishes over time

He whacked off so frequently, that he has reached maximum mundane viscosity

mundane viscosity by Mattallica February 27, 2017

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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