Viscosity

The thicc-est you can be. How much thicc you have on your rump.

Male 1: " Did you see her viscosity?"
Male 2: "She has so much viscosity I'd so tap that"

by daddywarbucks1173 March 11, 2018

viscosity

How thick something is.

You are very viscous.

by Fred Elliot July 21, 2005

viscosity

Killer, thug, lethal. Will destroy all enemy's, strategy's are known to be devilish. Viscosity is a re-incarnation of evil.

Dawg, I just seen Viscosity, his eye's are red, like the devil.

Viscosity, ripped my heart out yesterday over a poker game.

Viscosity is so dreamy!!!

by Kyle "Bulger" April 18, 2006

Fecal Viscosity

A high and low measurement of the thickness/solidness of one's feces. High Fecal Viscosity means constipation. Low Fecal Viscosity means loose, watery stool.

Roger was urinating in the men's room when he heard the man in the handicap stall suffering from low fecal viscosity. He was taking a mop bucket dump.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

Vaginal Viscosity

Vaginal Viscosity is a measurement used to describe the thickness and texture of a substance secreted or residing in the vaginal tract of the female counterpart to the male part of the human race. It can be checked by tongue, finger, teeth, a form of sunflower, or otherwise. Some emanating juice may taste good. Other not so good. Feel free to try it out.

Guy 1: "Dude, this chicks vaginal viscosity was like a McDonalds milkshake."
Guy 2: "Really? Wow the last girl I had was as runny as a babies nose in winter"

by AsHaNdAiDaNsTrIkEaGaIn August 1, 2010

mundane viscosity

When a man chronically masturbates and the thickness of his semen diminishes over time

He whacked off so frequently, that he has reached maximum mundane viscosity

by Mattallica February 27, 2017

Persistent Viscosity

Vagina you can count on. It’s always there.

My girl Tisha got that Persistent Viscosity.

by Demon Fingaz January 15, 2021