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Spaffers 

I’m going to cover your spaffers in cum
Spaffers by Muckyfingers82 August 13, 2021
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A Spaffer: absolute moron
Someone who gets on your nerves
Oil you”

Piss of spaffer”
Spaffer by CJ_XXXrayXXX October 3, 2018

Splaffer 

This is a description for somebody who is accident prone, clumsy, forgetful, stupid etc while under the influence of marijuana.
"For fucks sake Tim, put your pants back on you splaffer!"

"John can't find his way out of the bathroom the splaffer!"
Splaffer by pirate poobeard November 15, 2003