spraffer

Someone who spraffs; Someone who talks a lot without really saying anything.

I initially thought he had vision and direction, but he was just a spraffer.

spraffer by T-Spoon July 12, 2002

Spaffers 

A pair of tits perfect for a big load of cum

I’m going to cover your spaffers in cum

Spaffers by Muckyfingers82 August 13, 2021

Spaffer 

A Spaffer: absolute moron
Someone who gets on your nerves

“Oil you”

“Piss of spaffer”

Spaffer by CJ_XXXrayXXX October 3, 2018

Splaffer 

This is a description for somebody who is accident prone, clumsy, forgetful, stupid etc while under the influence of marijuana.

"For fucks sake Tim, put your pants back on you splaffer!"

"John can't find his way out of the bathroom the splaffer!"

Splaffer by pirate poobeard November 15, 2003

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019