spraffer

Someone who spraffs; Someone who talks a lot without really saying anything.

I initially thought he had vision and direction, but he was just a spraffer.

spraffer by T-Spoon July 12, 2002

Spaffers 

A pair of tits perfect for a big load of cum

I’m going to cover your spaffers in cum

Spaffers by Muckyfingers82 August 13, 2021

Spaffer 

A Spaffer: absolute moron
Someone who gets on your nerves

“Oil you”

“Piss of spaffer”

Spaffer by CJ_XXXrayXXX October 3, 2018

Splaffer 

This is a description for somebody who is accident prone, clumsy, forgetful, stupid etc while under the influence of marijuana.

"For fucks sake Tim, put your pants back on you splaffer!"

"John can't find his way out of the bathroom the splaffer!"

Splaffer by pirate poobeard November 15, 2003