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migratory pooper

Someone who will walk to a bathroom on the other side of their office building to take a dump, even if there is a bathroom closer. The reason for this is so that no one in their side of the building will know if they stunk up the bathroom.
Tyler: "I was going to the bathroom and in walked Steven. I don't know why he always uses our bathroom, there is one right next to his office!"

Ben: "He's a migratory pooper. Hold your breath if you see him in the bathroom!"
migratory pooper by T.R. Pooper August 6, 2010
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pool pooper 

People, usually children, who have bowel movement, or poop in a public pool
Bobby, the usual pool pooper, pooped in the water again, causing everyone in the pool to immediately exit the pool.
pool pooper by johnnyacorn February 14, 2015
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schooner pooner 

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.
Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.
schooner pooner by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019

anti-poggers

When you get killed in Fortnite or called down for dinner.
That's anti-poggers, this kid got a lucky kill.
anti-poggers by Billy Gates. October 28, 2020

In the pooper

The ultimate sign of trust from a woman to a man
Woman: "I'm guna let you put it in the pooper"
Man: "Jackpot"

Podgergeist 

Many believe the ‘podgergeist’ to be a mythical and disgusting creature from ages past.

Legend has it that a long time ago in a suburb far far away a young lady happened upon a magical elixir…
She was promised that with this elixir that she would be filled with the confidence to tackle all of her wildest dreams…
However not all went to plan as she drank litre after litre of the sweet tasting nectar…
Before long she transformed from a well adjusted young lady into a bitter and twisted soulless creature obsessed with finding and consuming more and more wonderful elixir… She is said to walk the streets of Sunnyshine with a dazed and confused look upon her face, mumbling something about a long lost love of hers named ‘Stephen’…

Then again it could all just be a work of fiction, thought up by the authorities to frighten youngsters away from this magical elixir…
I might just get up from bed for a glass of water… Holy crap what just walked through my front garden??? Phew, it’s a cat… For a second I thought it was the dreaded Podgergeist stumbling through the bushes looking for her teeth!!!
Podgergeist by Mick my mate October 3, 2007
That feeling when you tea-bag some kid in C.O.D or fuck your friend's sister. -----This is also used very much in the gay community.
"This coochie do be poggers doe." - John F. Kennedy
Poggers by Cungles November 16, 2020