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phasmaoikêsis‏

(faz mah oy key sis) noun: The appearance of management without any actual management taking place. For example, creating a checklist to manage the checklists that were created to manage the checklists that weren't being fully checked off. Another example would be a re-organization scheme that shuffles the same incompetent jokers from one position to another without actually addressing the fact that these people aren't fit to shovel shit from one end to the other. From greek appearance + management.
Last quarter's dismal performance should put us in for some impressive phasmaoikêsis‏.

Tim's last memo was pure phasmaoikêsis.‏
by PointToTheObvious June 30, 2009
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P-GASM

Jack had a p-gasm when Bill fucked him.
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plasmid

a giant idiotic person who thinks they’re cool but is actually really annoying. related: nerd
“How was your grilled cheese, you fucking plasmid?”
“Shoghi attacks everything and is senile. What a plasmid.”
by morgorthongon May 5, 2019
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Plasma Pistol

The fucking gayest gun in the Halo series.
Shoots pussy ass green blobs.
99% percent of people who use the plasma pistol are noobs, especially when using noob combo, or dual wielding it with a SMG or Spiker (Halo 3).
by KoolKarlen July 25, 2009
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PlasmaMasterDon

PlasmaMasterDon may look like an wholesome old man at first, but if you actually do some research about him you can find that he is mentally ill which is why he was in mental asylum most of his life. He was actually released because he was as they said ''too old to cause any trouble''
do you know PlasmaMasterDon?
Yeah man you mean that creepy old man from youtube ?
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Plasma Poor

a state in which one is so poor that it is necessary to sell one’s plasma for cash.
“Before I got this job I was plasma poor.”
by jenniliz June 20, 2008
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P-GASM

WHEN YOU HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM FOR SO LONG, WHEN YOU FINALLY GET TO IT FEELS ALMOST AS GOOD AS AN ORGASM.
WOW, THIS PISS FELT SO GOOD I THINK I JUST HAD A P-GASM.
by two trout May 19, 2010
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