scrunching a grumpy

the physical act of defecating, going number 2, shitting or more specifically: the movement of one's bowels resulting in the excretion of fecal matter, typically in a toilet.

Ciarra took matches and spray with her to the bathroom because she was planning on scrunching a grumpy.

by SlowPoke33 September 9, 2009

Grumpy Oyster

Another term or name for a vagina. This only applies if the woman’s vagina is shaved, and the folds or flaps (roast beef curtain) are protruding outwards.

I was soaked last night, this chicks grumpy oyster slobbered all over me.

by uncle big dik August 15, 2010

crunching a grumpy

pooping or taking a poop

man, I ate all that food, I went to the bathroom and was crunching a grumpy, when someone knocked on the door.

by Wolfeppt1 August 4, 2006

Grumpy Penis

The act of being impotent when you bring home the cute girl from the bar, for once.

Kanye: Yo. Why you gotta get all soft when you get the chick in your lap and not when you're about to whack off to the TV? Breyers so deserved her, they would have gone at it like apes!

Talon: Don't be such a douchebag! We all know after a long night of drinking that one can get Grumpy Penis!

by ABCdsizeplease October 14, 2009

Grumpy Cat

Grumpy Cat is a cat who always has a sarcastic or negative comment on something.
He is also the meme lord.
All hail Grumpy Cat.

Im having such a nice day!
Grumpy Cat: No.

by purple237 June 30, 2016

Grumpy Sexola

The act of shoving a crayola marker into the genitalia of any chosen gender, and there’s only two you got a dick or a clit, then viciously pulling up and down on the chosen marker.

Matt: Hey Magnus, how was the grumpy sexola?!
Magnus: It was fantastic, my semen smelt like ink :)

by MrButtFuckerTucker November 1, 2017

Grumpy goat

A vagina so lonely it will eat anything

Wow, look at that grumpy goat!

by cattle_herder_22 May 5, 2018