grumpy shorts 

Leg dressings that accommodate the sole purpose of pissing off the wearer.

Someone's sure got their grumpy shorts on today!

grumpy shorts by Thrumper84 March 4, 2009

grumpy soldier 

mixing a line of cocaine with molly (ecstacy) and snorting them together.

i did so many grumpy soldiers last night, i'm pretty sure i have damage brain.

grumpy soldier by harry deepwood May 10, 2010

grumpy ana 

An anal explosion, usually from a female, done on purpose despite pleas to the contrary.

This room reeks, my bitch girlfriend just dropped a grumpy ana.

grumpy ana by allwhites November 11, 2011

grumpy punching 

The act of taking a long, large, and usually overdue shit.

"My grumpy punching tags have come in."
"That coffee was good, but now it's time for grumpy punching."
"She's taking forever because she is grumpy punching."

grumpy punching by HeavyMusicWorshipper May 31, 2016

grumpy Guido 

An ill-tempered Italian.

Lorenzo is being a real grumpy Guido this morning.

grumpy Guido by g#UNIT September 28, 2017

Grumpy gills

An adult man who is not usually in a good mood
A manager usually at an Italian restaurant who’s employees are annoying

John

Are you mr grumpy gills?

Why are you mr grumpy gills?

Grumpy gills by Dubai shy April 30, 2019

Grumpy Pumpkin 

Someone who is in a fowl mood

Adam lost his poker game so he was a Grumpy Pumpkin

Grumpy Pumpkin by Miss Jenna December 3, 2005