Fernando

Fernando invented geometry. He is the sorcerer of math… he invented my teacher, Mr Wienert with a box of scraps. He invented the modern calculator, and wrote the Bible.

I hate doing my Fernando homework today.

by aGiftedHotDog April 7, 2022

going full Fernando

Defined as When someone is taking a shit in an Applebees bathroom, and you strip down to nothing and enjoy your poop

Going full Fernando is being defined as:
Yo there’s someone that’s gone full Fernando in the bathroom

by Halfgoodkush April 24, 2023

fernando sanchez

A variation of the dirty sanchez, but instead of wiping your finger on the upper lip, you wipe it on their teeth, making them have shitty breath for the rest of the day.

Did you eat a shit sandwich for lunch? No, I got a fernando sanchez!

by otisg March 5, 2008

Fernando

A bitch nigga

aye there goes that bitch nigga fernando

by nigg.tard April 3, 2020

Fernando

Inability to remember what happened the night before, from the moment you entered the bar until you woke up the next day. Usually caused by consuming too much alcohol, especially cassalla

-How was last night?

- I can´t remember anything, I had a fernando night

by elcortejodelflamenco December 30, 2010

Fernando Tatis jr

Mlb shortstop, most attractive baseball player, batflips to the moon.

Non-baseball fan: Woah who's that?
Baseball fans: Oh, thats Fernando Tatis jr, the future best shortstop in the game and arguably the most attractive mlb player.

by mlb1030 February 24, 2021

fernandofrompalringo

a dirty mexican, someone who doesnt clean themselves regularly. he looks greasy and smells bad; works as a gardener. he goes by "kyle"

Fernandofrompalringo is greasy

by Hawk5 January 4, 2012