Denton

Denton is the most loyal friend/lover you could ever have. He is strong, & muscular.

He can get along with literally anyone, & everyone he meets loves him.

He's quite the ladies man when he's single, & many girls want him, but when he's with someone, he only gives his attention to one girl, his girl. And when I mean attention, he literally only has eyes for her.

Younger kids want to be him, & look up to him. He is a role model.

His looks outdo anyone. He stands out in a room, & his smile can make anyone's day brighter.

"Who's that tall dark & handsome guy?"
"That's Denton. Isn't he dreamy? His girlfriend is so lucky"

by Emj007 June 5, 2017

Denting the Turd

The act of anal sex.

"Dude, that girl I took home last night totally wanted it in the butt. I was up all night denting the turd."

Also past tense, "Oh, man- you dented the turd?!" "I think she had her turd dented."

by Stormy151 September 10, 2011

Denter

a Denter is someone who is different than what is considered normal or typical; someone who behaves, lives, or thinks differently. This includes rebels of societal norms, neurodivergent individuals, and anyone who is considered different or unique.

1) "That dude never listens to mainstream music, he's such a denter!"

2) "She doesn't believe in religion or astrology. she's such a denter!"

3) "He always wears the weirdest and most unique stuff, he's such a denter!"

4) "She's not like anybody else, she's such a denter!"

5) "I just had a deep conversation with a real denter and he blew my mind."

by David Venter August 31, 2022

taking a girl to the dentist

This is where a male puts on a condom that has a numbing effect to the penis and then makes the woman perform fellatio where the numbing effects are transferred to the woman's mouth and tongue.

Brennan: "Hey man, have you ever been caught taking a girl to the dentist?"

Elias: "Yea dude, your sister couldn't speak for an hour afterwards and your mom stopped sending me text messages."

by Mississippi Jones November 17, 2011

Jersey Dent

It’s a small dent in a can of beer just below the spout caused by the pressure of your thumb. This process helps the beer to flow faster into your mouth as well as a grip and the infamous identification of you misplaced beer!

The "Jersey Dent" fits like a glove or a third hand. This "Pabst Blue Ribbon" is going down like as if I was drinking out of a frosted iced pint glass on a Shut Skateboard!

by ZooJerz aka Ginker March 28, 2008

denty

A person with really demented ass

Oi u no that yana chick...shes a denty

by Unknown sxc keint May 1, 2008

Arthur Dent

The main character of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a 5-book trilogy written by Douglas Adams.

Arthur Dent was one of two Earthlings to escape the planet Earth before it was demolished to make way for an intergalatic bypass. Arthur Dent escaped the planet with Ford Prefect, and spends time with the ex-President of the Galaxy, Zaphod Beeblebrox, the Worst Dressed Sentinent Being in the Universe.

Arthur Dent's special talents include being able to fly (tips: try to fall and miss the ground), talk to birds, befuddle the computer of the universes best spaceship, and be able to stand the second worst poetry in the Universe.

"Listen, looking lived-in is all the rage in California at the moment. You've got to look as if you've seen the Galaxy. Life, I mean. You've got to look as if you've seen life. That's what I got. A face drop. Give me eight years, I said. I hope being thirty doesn't come back into fashion or I've wasted a lot of money."


"When I eat a biscuit," said Arthur, "it stays eaten."

by Morgan Sennhauser July 29, 2005