Beans in the crockpot

Drank a lot of beer night before, stomach hurting bad. Got the shits, but have a chub growing in my pants. Roll your chick over, take some cream cheese and fuck her back door. As youre about to shoot your load, quickly drop the beer shit in her mouth. Then blow your wad right on top. Thus simulating a bowl of chili with warm sour cream on top.

Dude, my chick was looking hot this morning. But I had the beer shots bad. So I fucked her and finished with a “beans in the crockpot”. It was haaaaaard

by The evil doctor December 21, 2019

crackpot

something you call people to be funny or when your angry

“you dumb crackpot” -shelby cliett

by shelby cliett April 11, 2019

crackshot

A person skilled in shooting.

That kid got fucking crack shotted walking down long a

by crackshot November 20, 2004

crockpot special

(n) When a man has vigorous, unprotected intercourse with a woman. He then her eats out to the point of vomiting. After filling her vagina with vomit, the man then uses his home economics skills to sew shut the woman's vagina. After several weeks of "brewing," the man, or perhaps another very impatient man, cuts open the stitches, and uses a spoon to consume the contents of the woman's vagina.

Vincent: "Your mom makes the best crockpot special ever!"

Jamie: "What's a crockpot special?"

Vincent: "It's when a man has vigorous, unprotected intercourse with a woman. He then her eats out to the point of vomiting. After filling her vagina with vomit, the man then uses his home economics skills to sew shut the woman's vagina. After several weeks of "brewing," the man, or perhaps another very impatient man, cuts open the stitches, and uses a spoon to consume the contents of the woman's vagina."

Jamie: "Oh. Vincent please don't do that with my mom again."

by jamarcotton February 23, 2009

crackalatin

Crak-ah-late-en (v.) The act of two crack addicts relating through sub-intelligent narrative.

We was crackalatin over whose house we should bust up and rob so we can get high some more. For realz.

by fantastic sam May 26, 2004

Crockpot

A name used to make fun of someone who says something dumb, outrageous, and/or aggravating.
another word for the phrase: crack smoker

Jan: " i have three legs. one is invisible."
Bob: "what a Crockpot."

by cluelesswhenitcomestourban March 4, 2011

crackalatin

When you pop a latin girl's cherry for the first time...but very sweetly, of course.

I'm going out to "crack a latin babe" tonight....Maybe I'll crack in a few at a time.

by it's a riddle October 25, 2004