Julia was sitting naked in the middle of the gymnasium sorunded by the entire basketball team, cocks-a-dangle. Things were about to heat up.
by The Maxwell. October 2, 2009
Get the Cocks-a-dangle mug.By analogy with sunblock and sunscreen (assuming sunblock deflects the sun's rays and sunscreen absorbs them), a cockscreen does not block cock, she absorbs it. Thus, you are not completely blocked from the friend, but may have to sleep with the cockscreen first to get through.
"That girl Dana there is being a total cockblock for her hot friend Jennifer!"
"Nah, she's just a cockscreen. Give her some lovin' and you'll get through, trust me."
"Nah, she's just a cockscreen. Give her some lovin' and you'll get through, trust me."
by Mike Westvleteren September 1, 2007
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This is one of the most severe forms of ownage and if it happens to you, you should be ashamed
Comes from the words Cock - meaning penis and the
word shank - meaning stabbed with a sharp object
This is one of the most severe forms of ownage and if it happens to you, you should be ashamed
Comes from the words Cock - meaning penis and the
word shank - meaning stabbed with a sharp object
by SpecialOps October 18, 2006
Get the cockshank mug.Money that the (US) government hands out to its citizens during desperate times, not because they care about you, but because they're afraid you won't be spending enough money to boost the economy during this period.
Interesting fact: the "stimulus" in stimulus check isn't used in the psychological or physiological sense. Rather, it is referring to the economics concept of stimulating the economy (i.e. encouraging the transaction of commodities).
The fact that the name itself is in reference to the economy rather than you, the citizen, shows the shallowness behind it all.
Interesting fact: the "stimulus" in stimulus check isn't used in the psychological or physiological sense. Rather, it is referring to the economics concept of stimulating the economy (i.e. encouraging the transaction of commodities).
The fact that the name itself is in reference to the economy rather than you, the citizen, shows the shallowness behind it all.
Stimulus checks are a way of saying that the government cares, but not in the way that you'd imagine it.
The Canadian equivalent of a stimulus check is called CERB/CRB, which stands for 'Canada Emergency Response Benefit' and 'Canada Recovery Benefit', respectively. It has—from the very start—been giving out $2000 checks every month per individual. At least the Canadian name has a better ring to it.
The Canadian equivalent of a stimulus check is called CERB/CRB, which stands for 'Canada Emergency Response Benefit' and 'Canada Recovery Benefit', respectively. It has—from the very start—been giving out $2000 checks every month per individual. At least the Canadian name has a better ring to it.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 11, 2021
Get the Stimulus checks mug.(n)1.An ancient device of torture used by Norwegian Pirates, in which the victims genitallia were placed in a vice-like apparatus. 2.A true douchebag.
1. Yaarrgghh!! Walk the plank or suffer the cacksmasher!
2. Seriously, that Paine kid is a real cacksmasher. He just molested my Uncle Clarence.
2. Seriously, that Paine kid is a real cacksmasher. He just molested my Uncle Clarence.
by Hanzeus September 24, 2003
Get the cacksmasher mug.A term meaning to go to the extreme and give it your all. To go above and beyond 100%. Derived from the saying, "pedal to the metal".
Instead of putting the pedal to the floor, you're using your cock to the maximum. The "rock" comes from the saying, "lets rock!"
Instead of putting the pedal to the floor, you're using your cock to the maximum. The "rock" comes from the saying, "lets rock!"
"We're gonna head out to the clubs tonight and put THE COCKS TO THE ROCKS!"
"Dude, just put the cocks to the rocks and ask her out already."
"I studied all day and night for my exam. I'm gonna kill it! Cocks to the rocks!"
"Dude, just put the cocks to the rocks and ask her out already."
"I studied all day and night for my exam. I'm gonna kill it! Cocks to the rocks!"
by Rattattack January 25, 2013
Get the Cocks to the rocks mug.Person 1: Dude You missed it, I totally just pulled a Cockscrew Rollercumster
Person 2: Do It again!
Person 2: Do It again!
by Roc271 August 21, 2013
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