cockshot

A rough unit of measurement approximately equal to a standard ejaculation; a few tablespoons.

I'll have a turkey club sandwich with just a cockshot of mayonnaise, please.

by sorak June 07, 2007

cockshot

Means a shot or a hit to the male genitals. Could be either a punch,kick or an projectile

Man:*Throws ball*
Man: Cockshot!

by B8EDUM8 January 11, 2021

cockshot

A small-resolution and often blurry photo taken by oneself of their penis. Generally made with webcams or camera phones, but older digital cameras work as well if they are pixellated enough. Never include the face or any easily distinguishable physical characteristics, and often sport filenames such as 'mycock001.jpg' or 'LADIESONLY.jpg'.

Morticia: I swear, if one more smarmy old pervert sends me a cockshot, I'm being ordained as a nun.

by AnacinCross December 16, 2008

cockshot

Injecting (insert favorite drug here) into the large vein of the penis. Usually to result in uncontrollable male squirting orgasm.

That bitch got him hooked on pint cockshots and now he's a total fuckin lid... gross!

by Ka$e May 01, 2015

cockshot

The sound a penis makes just as it's coming, like a gunshot.

"Woah! That was one loud cockshot, I think we woke the neighbours up!"

by Alex December 09, 2003

Cockshot

A baseball term indicating a pitch right down the middle, cock-high. Usually a fast ball belt (cock) high, that is expected to be crushed by the hitter.

Baseball coach: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE THAT COCKSHOT JOHNSON!?

by Beastmode02 June 25, 2009

Cockshot

A "cockshot" occurs in a shooter video game when you - either inadvertently or on purpose - shoot another player or NPC in the groin. It's customary to yell, "cockshot!" really loud every now and then when you pull this off. Particularly funny when you were originally aiming for a headshot, and your aim was just that far off.

You're in a FPS game and you aim for the opponents head, but your aim sucks so bad you end up sending multiple rounds straight at his dick. That's a cockshot.

by TwistedMotherFucker December 18, 2010