Benjamin

Ben is a slay queen. Ben is a total beast at gaming and that beast is also released in the bed. Ben is a great guy to be around, with a perfect sense of humour. His hair is like a shaggy mountain goat on a snowy mountain. His ears are lavished upon Corey's tongue. Ben is just the bogan you always wanted

Tejas: Corey was that a sick game last night or what
Corey: Nah ben ruined it all
Tejas: What are you talking about, Benjamin is the goat

by Daniel5tookenham September 14, 2020

Bengay

A top-selling testicle enhancement cream. First discovered by accident in 1947 by Benjamin Gaylord (hence the name) when he accidentally used some arthritis cream as lube and noticed a 20% increase in the size and potency of his family jewels. Use daily for best results.

Keith: Hey man my balls are too small and
Charles: You, sir, could use some Bengay!

Samantha: I only date guys who smear Bengay on their junk daily!

by Rayne Darkshadow November 23, 2010

Benjamin Cook

A guy that wanted to be Crazy Internet Famous on youtube. He does "weekly" Documentaries about Youtube called Becoming Youtube. Ben is a guy that got everyone to draw him on Twitter. He has firetruck red hair.

Benjamin Cook's "weekly" Becoming Youtube documentaries are AWESOME!

by smilesr4free February 10, 2013

Benjamin Buttons Penis

When your penis is large and very impressive at a flaccid state but when you gain an erection it shrinks to a very small babby carrot.

I have to give that chick the soft serve because I have a benjamin buttons penis

by TeaBaggins01 May 23, 2016

Alec Benjamin

An American songwriter that is defiantly underrated. He sound like he's 13 but he is 25. His most popular song is 'let me down slowly' which reached top 40 in in over 25 countries and has 640 million streams

girl : Alec Benjamin is underrated
boy: I know have you heard 'If we have each other'

by 9/11 skydiver September 5, 2020

breaking benjamin

A great nu metal band formed by Ben Burnley. This is a little known fact about Breaking Benjamin, but Ben Burnley used to perform at coffee houses playing covers of songs by other bands to earn money.

The day has come to an end
The sun is over my head
My Polyamorous friend
caught me in a mass of trouble again
-Polyamorous

by Truth April 4, 2005

Benjypoo

The best big brother you could ever have.
Lovable, kind, clever and huggable, a Benjypoo brother is hard to find. Even though they can be painful sometimes, it's worth it.

Girl1: I have the best brother ever.

Girl2: No you don't.

Girl1: I do!

Girl2: Not as good as my Benjypoo. No brother is better.

Girl1: Yeah, that is true...

by Poshpuff September 29, 2010