barton cock

A penis that ranges from 19-30 inches when soft. Usually belonging to a guy named Simon.

"Is that guy doing pole vault?" , "Nah, he's just got a Barton Cock"

by Jill Summers January 20, 2016

Burtons

The hair on the back of a man's neck.

"I went to the barber for a hair cut because my burtons were outta control"

by McSpleen September 4, 2005

Barton

(1) That guy in the meeting that try's to hork the conversation to start addressing his own issues, and not the issues being discussed in the meeting in the first place.

(2) That guy you don't want to name your newborn kid after!

(3) "Don't look the Barton in the eye, don't feed the Barton, don't entice the Barton with gifts..."

(1) /Mgr 1 to Mgr 2/ So the SLA report shows that the data center seemed to be operating within specifications, except for that one thing.
/Mgr 2 to Mgr 1/ That was accepted by the tea....

/the Barton/ Well that doesn't answer why *his problem* is still out there? Why haven't we worked on *his problem*?

(2) /random email/ Hey, it's a boy!

/reply to random email/ Congrats! Name him Barton!
/multi-replies to random email/ No way man! Don't look the Barton in the eye!

by jarDawg1989 November 10, 2011

barton

the barton is very misunderstood in modern english many people think it is a type of intercourse and some think it is a poop scoop, both wrong. a barton is actually a small feeble agressive child that will sack tap, debag, t-bag, curb stomp and even circumcise anyone who offends him. they usually come in the shape of a Joel but often get renamed to Jopel. they also like to have sex with small children gigidy gigidy goo

you guys omg, omg you guys jopel totaly just destroyed my daughters cherry, theres cunt all over the room.
or
barton just took my testicles because i reminded him of the time he told me about his mother getting a coil.

by jackisasexygitmmmm February 22, 2008

Bartos

The act of licking someone's leg repeatedly as they please them self in a lay-z-boy recliner.

Lauren orgasmed soon after her dog began bartosing her.

by joshharrissonsadouche August 27, 2009

Barton College

My dream College... seriously.

matt- what
brandi- if i don't get into Barton College i will die/cry

by bartonbabe February 9, 2010

Barton

A small village which thinks it is a town. It takes pride alongside the river humber which tends to flood it. It is filled with chav wannabies, And 14year old prostitues.

A town is sposed to have a town center not a market place, but yet barton take place in this and hides behind the fact it is secretly a village.

by Debbie Murphy January 6, 2008