Barton

Annoying cunt not funny at all.

“Barton an annoying cunt who’s jot funny at all”

by Dontlikeu January 24, 2020

Mischa Barton

A woman who I guess played in The O.C (I never saw it). If you look her up on Google, there is a 50% chance that the photo itself with give you an erection the length of a Greyhound Bus, and a 50% chance you will be turned to stone for eternity after looking into the soulless eyes of that witch.

James:When I see pictures of Mischa Barton, I have a very difficult time deciding whether to masterbate or to gouge my eyes out with a red-hot metal spoon.

Dean: Agreed. Also, is it just me or did she get kind of fat?

James: I don't really care. I want her to call me a wanker in her gutter accent while slathering my groin in a basket of Fish and Chips.

by Professor Butthurt April 16, 2024

Blake Barton

A man who is amazing who is in hospital and we hope he gets better so he can be his cheeky self

We love you blake Barton

by Blakes wife's September 1, 2016

brown barton

A type of vibrator that is given to a friend as a gift. brown barton vibrator gift

"I really want to give Paige a brown barton for Christmas this year."

by Egg Yolk Sauce December 7, 2015

Karly Barton

AKA Ms. Keesha. Looks like she could be a snow bunny but not so back off. Got that big booty hoe vibes. Seems calm and collected but if you play some Megan Thee Stallion she goes off. Doesn’t like to wear slippers with no socks cause she’s insecure about her toes. If you see her look at her toes. She loves her friend Amanda. Occasionally plays COD but is very bad. Most patient person known on the Earth and deals with her annoying friends but refuses to play volleyball at night. Mommy? Sorry.

1. Yo Karly Barton down bad.

2. Back of Ms. Keesha coming home with me

by Huudlum420 October 3, 2021

Jaime Barton

A very hot person

You look like Jaime Barton today.

by N o June 1, 2022

Barton Beauties

The Barton Beauties are the girls who work Barton Street and the surrounding areas such as Emerald Street and James Street N in the downtown urban core of lower Hamilton Ontario. They can be found anytime of day or night, any day of the year, in any kind of weather, and are what could be considered bargain priced hookers, open to haggling and will often provide services for a donation of oxycontin, methamphetamine or crack cocaine in lieu of currency

Angelo gave his wife a venereal disease he caught from one of the Barton Beauties he picks up all the time on his way home from the night shift National Steel Car.

by Haggis MacPhreedom July 29, 2023