Vlad the Impaler

The nickname of Big Al, receiving this name from the extremely large penis he has. So gargantuan that in the process of sexual intercourse Al has impaled many of his ladies/victims going from the vagina straight through the brain.
It is also believed that this anomaly, I mean the pure massiveness of his penis, is the result of Big Al being the child of Chuck Norris.

Shit! Vlad the Impaler has struck again! Well boys I don’t think this bitch will be walking for a while.

by Lead_Ballz July 21, 2008

Vlad the Impaler

This is where an individual has to take a shit in the wee hours of the morning and sleepily stumbles into the bathroom without turning on the lights. Being half asleep and disoriented in the dark,the individual squats,but is off a few inches,and sits on the handle to the toilet brush or commode plunger located next to the toilet,thusly impaling themselves.

After my terrifying Vlad the Impaler experience,I now religiously turn on the bathroom lights.

by wolfbait51 December 11, 2011

vlad the lad

Anyone nick named mad lad vlad the lad is completely insane and is often found doing cartwheels and being insane in their natural habitat

“Vlad the lads doing cartwheels our the back”

by BigManJerome June 5, 2018

vlad j

Gay loser who doesnt express his feelings!

Vlad J rot in hell with sepher!

by Brittany April 3, 2003

Vlad the Inhaler

He is straddling her chest whilst she sucks his dick or is getting tit-fucked. Just a half second before he ejaculates he shoves a thumb up one of her nostrils and the head of his dick up the other nostril. He then blows his load up her nose. She’ll do nothing but taste and smell gonad-gunk for days, sniffling the whole time.

Her E.N.T. doctor advised against her boyfriend wanting to administer a Vlad the Inhaler

by Sexy Baxter December 22, 2008

Vlad Ozzy

Vlad Ozzy aka Mr Tinkertrain: Perverted guy who likes teh small girls AND he is Drcaula the one and only. He is also the son of Satan.

" Omfg Ozzy did one again"

by Creampuff February 16, 2004

Vlad J

extreamly gay russian, Who likes men and gay sex

vlad and ..sepher

by jes April 2, 2003