Satisfyingly apt description of a certain breed of insensitive male sex partner, deriving from Vlad the Impaler, the infamous 15th century Transylvanian Emperor.
by Wednesday December 18, 2004
vlad
by JahsehOompaLoompa November 28, 2019
the act of buttfucking your fav bitch, then whipping out your dirty dick and writing your initials on her face with the poop left on the tip of your wiener.
i'm going to vlad my girlfriend tonight. i hope she hasn't shit yet today.
by dirty/dick/player March 22, 2013
by gliding_princess May 05, 2010
Man 1: Can i touch your vlad
Women 2: No im 11
man 1 (silence of the lambs) : I can smell your vlad.
Women 2: No im 11
man 1 (silence of the lambs) : I can smell your vlad.
by Alex and Dean April 10, 2009
An amazing guy that everyone loves and nobody hates. Vlad is everyone's favourite person and if you don't have a Vlad in your life you are the unluckiest person in the world. Vlad is an all round great guy who is good at everything and has a huge penis. Everyone who knows Vlad wants to be close to him. Boys want to be him girls also want to be him.
by theo bendy January 26, 2019
Vlad is usually a Russian name, sometimes romanian, and usually is an athletic all around great guy that is good at everything. He is known to have a big penis and is a legend in bed. He has an amazing body and really funny. He is very popular especially with females...fine females
girl 1: Oh my god who is that sexy new kid he makes my nipples hard!!!!
Girl 2: oh yeah that guy must be a Vlad
girl 1: yeah i heard he has a big penis too
Girl 2: oh yeah that guy must be a Vlad
girl 1: yeah i heard he has a big penis too
by kdfoidasf April 07, 2010