tube steak smothered in underwear

A term to describe a an erect penis that is ready to use. Similar to tube steak.

"What do you want to eat?"
"How about a tube steak smothered in underwear."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

Socks and Underwear

The feeling you get when you have to urinate, but when you make it to the bathroom the urge to take a horrific dump hits you like a steamroller. It's comparable to a christmas present you would get from your grandmother. You pick up the package and you squeeze/shake it. It feels like and looks like socks, but when you unwrap the gift it turns out to be socks AND underwear. Apply that principle to the bathroom. You go in and it feels like a 30 second wizz job much like the Christmas present feels like only socks, but once you get started you realize that a turd is on its way and can't be stopped which is kind of like the surprise you get when you open a package you believe to be only socks but there turns out to be underwear there as well.

Guy "E" and Guy "C" are playing video games. Guy "E" says "be right back...gotta make tinkle." Guy "E" returns 10 minutes later. Guy "C" asks "what took so long." Guy "E" replies: "Sorry man, socks and underwear"

by Evan Thorn December 9, 2008

Underwearassment

Imagine yourself comfortably walking around your house in your underwear when suddenly someone starts pounding on your front door. Underwearassment is the term used to describe the irrational panic you feel as you frantically search for a pair of pants and yell through the door that you will be there in just a second. More often than not you will never find a pair of pants and settle for a blanket or a towel.

Jane felt a frightening sense of underwearassment as she wrapped a towel around her waist and opened the door for Dan.

by Katy Lou July 1, 2007

Underwater Pole Vaulting

verb. When a man takes a long and hard shit that pivots in the bottom of the toilet bowl then falls and hits the man's balls on the way down.

My balls smell like shit because I went underwater pole vaulting this afternoon at five past the hour.

by Scooter Harrington April 11, 2013

Underwater Volcano

First, one must conduct the steps necessary to make the Alaskan pipeline viable (shit in a condom, freeze it).

The Underwater Volcano is when a female voraciously pleasures herself with an Alaskan Pipeline whilst in the bathtub and on her period.

Created by A. UoS 2015.

Dan: Hey Mary, fancy fucking later?

Mary: Sorry Dan, I'm on my period! I think I'll just give the Underwater Volcano a try tonight

Dan: No problem, I've heard the Underwater Volcano is a fantastic experience, enjoy!

by ACL1380138 October 6, 2016

underwear gravy

When a shart fills your shoes you have made a hearty batch of underwear gravy.

As we exited the train my stomach was clearly going to make underwear gravy.

by fartattack May 8, 2020

Dutchers Underwear

A mixed drink consisting of Early Times whiskey, diet tonic, pickle juice and a splash of grenadine. Named for the legendary underachiever artist Dutcher.

Known primarily in the Midwest, though the drink is gaining popularity on the east coast with the fledging gay erotica art scene.

I slapped 3 bitches after my third Dutchers Underwear. Bitches ain't shit anyway

by DonaldDickstein September 1, 2016