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The guardians of silence; the masters of darkness. They wear the blackness of midnight, and walk as the wind does; sometimes silently, sometimes howlingly, but always swiftly and with purpose. They live behind the curtains.

They are the ninjas.
The actors are the pirates.
If you see a techie, it is because they want you to.
by Sulphos November 9, 2011
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Faggot show full of Asians and people who got in but didn't deserve it and don't do their work. Most of us are suicidal, on drugs/alcohol and running on caffeine and energy drinks. The counselors suck and don't do their job (except 1) and then are surprised when we have a mental breakdown in the bathroom. The amount of homework and overall work that you get is so overwhelming that you want to kashoot yourself. Here you are either super athletic and in crossfit or you are the laziest piece of human flesh to ever walk the Earth and there is no in between. Most of the teachers suck and have no respect for the students and then get mad when we have no respect for them or others. There is a "No BuLlYiNg PoLiCy" but no prevention against it. School spirit is nonexistent and Dance Co is really good but the girls dances are sexualized.
Student 1: I go to West Career and Technical Academy and I have 5 failed suicide attempts because of it
Student 2: I'm failing 6 of my classes because teachers refuse to put my grades in
by FaGgOt666 November 11, 2018
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technical fourway

The act of having sex with a person on top of two additional people, with or without consent, but considered to be in the merger even though they are not active participants. This may also be referred to as a "Great Moment in Hook-Up History", when the two people are would-be cock blockers
"That night, Bobby and Gina had drunken sex on top of her two passed out friends, making it a technical fourway"
by Uber Tuber November 10, 2008
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technallergy

When a computer-savvy individual is not as skilled in one or more aspects of hacking, programming, or a certain operating system as they are otherwise expected to be.
"Dude, my MacBook is acting weird. Can you take a look at it?"
"Sorry, man. I don't do so well with Macs. It's a technallergy of mine."
"What? Do you break out in a rash or something?"
"Your mom breaks out in a rash."
by Danny Salamander June 11, 2009
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cape may technical high school

Cape may technical high school also known as "vape may tech" is where the awkward and weird kids go. Many who felt they would get beat up if they went anywhere else such as middle township. Kids who go here are call themselves alternative but in reality are goth. Usually have CMTHS in their instagram bio with emojis like "💯🤙🏻🔥"
Sarah: I applied to cape may technical high school !!
Johnny: Same!! 💯 maybe we can talk the same exploratory class! LMAO
Sarah: LOL RAWR XD!!!!!!!!
by pussyattacker March 26, 2017
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technically challenged

by hehehaha123 February 28, 2009
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Boner Technician

One who has the specific training and experience in the creation of a successful bonfire. Those who possess such skills are the only individuals who have the necessary abilities to tend to what we know as a bonfire.
"Colin, the boner technician that he is, assembled the greatest fire with only the most exotic wood. Only he had the abilities to erect such a raging boner."
by Lemski October 16, 2008
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