It is when a girl is on her rag and is using a tampon. It can only occur in hot temperatures or in a heavy workout. The girl experiences a whistling teapot when the heat causes her vagina to steam thus making her vagina boil over and produce a slight whistle. The tampon acts as the teabag in the analogy.
by OJ is not guilty August 30, 2007
A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to turn on a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.
His {teapot tease} is so sexy!
by teapot1 May 12, 2016
The act of when a male consumes exlax then when the urge to shit comes spreads his butt cheeks exposing the butthole and pressing it up against the open mouth of his partner, pushes hard and shits in their mouth (liquid shit), then goes to the rear of their partner, inserts penis in the anus while pulling both the arms backward and the one with shit in her/his mouth closes their teeth and squeezes the crap out rapidly to make a whistling noise.
Marc: "Oh man bro my stomach is still churning from last night with patty"
AJ: "DID YALL DO THE DIRTY TEAPOT LAST NIGHT!?!?"
Marc: "Yeah, of course...why?"
AJ: "I was wondering why it smelled like shit when she kissed me this morning"
Marc: "Damn, sorry bout that bro"
AJ: "Its cool man"
AJ: "DID YALL DO THE DIRTY TEAPOT LAST NIGHT!?!?"
Marc: "Yeah, of course...why?"
AJ: "I was wondering why it smelled like shit when she kissed me this morning"
Marc: "Damn, sorry bout that bro"
AJ: "Its cool man"
by TattooedDestruction September 16, 2008
Name usually given to highschool girls who are completely innocent. They often feel used cuz theyre too nice and forgiving. They hate jerks, but doesnt like to call people jerks. Typically smart and mostly seen in froyo shops, sandwich shops, and/or earring shops.
OMG that teapot tran over there helped me with my WHAP exam and I think im gonna ace it, thanks to her!
by JerkChung May 31, 2011
Me: knock knock
You: whos there?
Me: Cow Says
You: Cow Says Who?
Me: No cow says moooooooooooo
You: *Teapot Laugh Intensifies*
Me: no please stop
You: *TEAPOT LAUGHING LOUDLY*
Me: im sorry i even said it please stop
You: *TEAPOT LAUGH GETS LOUDER*
Me: *Puts gun in mouth*
You: whos there?
Me: Cow Says
You: Cow Says Who?
Me: No cow says moooooooooooo
You: *Teapot Laugh Intensifies*
Me: no please stop
You: *TEAPOT LAUGHING LOUDLY*
Me: im sorry i even said it please stop
You: *TEAPOT LAUGH GETS LOUDER*
Me: *Puts gun in mouth*
by 123geybo October 17, 2019
by teapot1 May 12, 2016
A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to induce sexual arousal in a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.
by teapot1 May 05, 2016