When a man's face is mounted by a woman who possesses a large enough clitoris to penetrate a mans nostril vigorously enough to conduct a female orgasm during oral sex.
by Oyster Snorter May 4, 2018
Get the oyster snortingmug. Has two requirements: hookers and blow. Once both of the aforementioned are obtained one must then aquire a spicy hot boner. Once all of these have come together make a line of blow on the aforementioned spicy hot boner using a credit card and/or fingers (razors could be quite painful). To then aquire the desired result have the hooker snort the blow off. For added fun a mushroom stamp can always be added to remind the hooker who is boss.
Last night I got some good hooker and had her bring over some blow. I had that bitch give me a snort job and then slapped my mushroom dick across her face. It only cost me 5 bucks!
by Jeffrey Madl July 5, 2006
Get the snort jobmug. When somebody snorts cocaine through the napkins at a restaurant or any other public area to avoid judgement from fellow human beings.
Angelo:*sniff* *sniff*
Nathaniel: You've been blowing your nose all night man, you all right?
Angelo:YEA MAN!
Nathaniel:Ok...just stop yelling please.
Angelo: SRY! (ahhh he didn't notice my stealth snort....well done.)
Nathaniel: You've been blowing your nose all night man, you all right?
Angelo:YEA MAN!
Nathaniel:Ok...just stop yelling please.
Angelo: SRY! (ahhh he didn't notice my stealth snort....well done.)
by DangoBang November 24, 2011
Get the stealth snortmug. When it’s your favorite holiday, so you find a friend and cut up some candy in powder form and snort it through a make shift straw
by McThiccqqie December 20, 2019
Get the Snorting Seasonmug. pluging one nostril and discharging snot out the other. see snot rocket. can also be used for entertainment purposes.
by anti May 15, 2005
Get the farmer snortmug. by Crack pipe, snort stick June 2, 2017
Get the Snort pipemug. by sezredtertert76 April 9, 2010
Get the Derf Snortmug.