Arizona HotPocket

When you eat tons of Mexican food with spicy peppers and you diarrhea in a girl and and your cum burns her pussy

After going to Arizona’s hot pepper taco shack I gave Juanita an Arizona Hotpocket And she cried in pain

by Thiccrickstoleyourgirl October 19, 2019

Alabama Hotpocket

A sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina
Ex: Tymere is the literal definition of this.

Tymere you like to search up this weird shit for fun...why an Alabama hotpocket...

by IamSmert_ April 19, 2021

german hotpockets

a german hotpocket is when a male shits in a womans vagina then eats her out till she's clean.

i dont know why my girl likes german hotpockets so much but i dont think i can do them much longer

by marllamallama May 27, 2009

colorado hotpocket

When the river runs red play in the mud. When a woman has a period and you seem to want to play in it like a child with mud it is called a colorado hot pocket.

Jimmy will you play in my colorado hotpocket.

by BIGBONE22 November 21, 2009

rusty hotpocket

1. to shit in the pocket of a pair of pants

2. to trap another under the bed covers immediately after shitting in the bed

1. I hate when Steve borrows my Guess jeans, he always leaves me a corn filled rusty hotpocket to clean up. He is a a-hole

2. Trish did not appreciate the footlong log she found under the bed covers when I introduced her to the rusty hotpocket this morning. Guess that will teach her to leave the toilet seat down

by misandry man April 24, 2011

Liverpool Hotpocket

The act of putting cling film over a partners face, shitting on it, then wrapping it up.

A poor man's version of the 'glass table', which is why it originates in Liverpool.

Stevie G: "Fancy a Liverpool hotpocket?"

Alexandra: "All right, get underneath the glass table then."

Stevie G: "Fuck that like, I'll just put some cling film over me face."

*Stevie G puts cling film over his face*
*Alexandra shits all over it*
*Stevie G jacks off then wraps it up*

Stevie G: "Fuckin awesome, like."

by Team Twat October 25, 2010

hotpocket

the act of shiting on a females face than eating the shit off the females face

i hotpocketed on her face last night while we had sex

by mario8902 November 16, 2010