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ringing the church bells

the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.

the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?

Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.

Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.
by UCLA_Chemical_Fungineer May 31, 2009
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riding shotgun

Earning the right to ride in the front passenger seat of someone's car. This is also the direct opposite of "riding bitch," where you are sitting center-backseat, sandwiched by your friends (aka: riding gay, riding whore). It is "shotgun"'s responsibility for controlling car temperature, changing radio stations, calling out landmarks, and flagging down hot girls.

Variations to "calling shotgun" can include paper/rock/scisors, coin flip, or being the first to yell "shotgun" when the driver pulls their car keys out of their pocket. Seniority rarely means anything when calling shotgun.
Steve was riding shotgun because he won the coin flip in the mall.
by D Bizz June 1, 2006
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Riding the Lokomotive

Getting blacked out after drinking too many Four Lokos and doing stupid shit.
Yeah, Tom was definitely riding the Lokomotive when he broke that glass table and pissed on your dog last night.
by RIP Oscar Grant July 11, 2010
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men in the rigging

navel,
Small tagnuts trapped in the hairs of sailers` arses.
'Six months since leaving Tahiti and no sign of land. We ate the last of the breadfruit weeks ago. Water and toilet paper strictly rationed. Crew growing restless, complaining of scrofulo,scurvy and men in the rigging, Lord help us. `(from 'The Diary of Fletcher Christian',1789.
by Dock3r August 28, 2006
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Happy Dinosaur Riding

The act of sex when performed following a drug bender that has left you so strung out that no amount of stimulants are going to perk your ass up.
"Dude! While you were winning the gold medal for your participation in the drug olympics that chick you brought home with you took a nap after she came down off all that molly and mushrooms the both of you took. That heater just woke up a few moments ago and went straight for the 1,4B. I figure any moment now she will be in your room hoping your mister happy can provide her some attention. Take the blue pill fast. Happy Dinosaur Riding!"
by gunterD April 16, 2015
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Riding the Hershey Highway

Riding the Hershey Highway- Engaging in anal sex
Richard Simmons and Ryan Seacrest are Riding the Hershey Highway together
by Black Mann June 22, 2006
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riding the space cadillac

Smoking enough marijuna that you feel out of this world. Also an amazing song by master guitarist Buckethead.
(first guy)Dude I'm so high. (second guy) I know it bro, your riding the space cadillac.
by Wings For Marie January 4, 2009
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