quazzlepuffed

Quazzlepuffed

The state of being shocked or in disbelief

The lady stood there quazzlepuffed.

by maephie November 13, 2022

"Am I Gay?" Quiz

"Am I Gay?" Quiz refers to controversial online pop-up mini quizzes that often appear as advertised on YouTube or other websites.

Journalists have referred to them as controversial because upon testing them out , the quizzes have a bias in favor of tending to generally say "YES" upon completion of the quiz, regardless of the answers with a 60/40 ratio defaulting to yes.

Members of the LGBT community have also expressed condemnation of such quizzes because the quizzes reinforce harmful stereotypes on young impressionable children, for example saying that boys who express hugs and affection to other boys are "gay" or that a girl finding other girls aesthetically appealing makes her "lesbian". Another one is saying that somebody with fluid sexual paraphilia is automatically gay.

These quizzes use these harmful stereotypes to automatically assign "gay" onto a user, despite the actual sexuality of the user. The stereotypes are ironically homophobic.

Kid : I just took a "Am I Gay?" Quiz and it said I was gay.

Mom : why? What did you click

Kid : I said I hug other boys and it said that makes me gay.

by Hamolteans July 22, 2023

quiznos

If you enjoy cannabis, this has to be one of the best places to grab a tasty snack to satisfy the munchies.

Being a sub jockey at quiznos has to be among the top-ten jobs to have if you smoke; right up there with musician or entrepreneur. Especially if noone ever comes into the store and the boss is rarely, if ever, present.

If you have eaten at a quiznos on Route 40 in howard county there is a high probability that your sub was made by one who enjoys to toke the smoke.

by Alien probe-meat May 21, 2006

quizilla

As the other three pages of definitions have stated, quizilla, once a site for quizmaking like 'What fantasy creature do you most resemble' and 'what book should you read next' has become overrun with desperate, lonly fangirls/fanfictionsmost of which have been written in class time when they could be learning something useful.

But seriously guys, it is amazingly addictive and no matter what, you CAN NOT deny that you secretly love it.

There is alot of good writers out there, and from reading any hundred thousand of the good stories out there you tend to pick up::

1) Correct spelling, grammar and punctuation.
2) Writing skills (seriously)
3) Extra knowledge about anything from bands to your maths homework

Now go to quizilla, and entertain yourself with hours of mind-boggling fun (:

(And yes, my example is just picking fun)

Girl One: Lyke, ohmegawwwd. I read this amazing fanfiction one quizilla last night
Girl Two: Who was it about????
Girl One: I duno, but it was HOT. It was all like, sex, totally had me wet.
Girl Two: ONGZ!!!! totally send me the link!

by ONGZbelle February 9, 2008

Quizzing

The act of intense masturbation, mostly for endurance.

"Why isn't Kinshuk answering his door?" "I don't know, he's probably quizzing."

by chinhook November 11, 2009

Quizilla

A website where users may create their own quizzes. This is bad for the most part, as most of these are not quizzes at all, but redundant and pointless stories about Harry Potter, Yu Yu Hakusho, Inu Yasha, and a variety of other things that nobody save for 13-year-old girls with liquid shit for brains cares about. There are also various quizzes there to remind people what high school clique they are in.

Quizilla has more spam than a paranoid guy's basement.

by El Fredo October 10, 2004

the impossible quiz

a quiz made by splapp-me-do where the quiz taker has to answer 110 questions (120 in the sequel). some require insane logic, fast reflexes, and just pure luck. there are bombs in some questions and if they go off, you'll lose all of your lives. bomb times can reach from 15 seconds, to 1 second (seriously). in the first, the only thing to help you are skips (but they are useless due to the fact that question 110 is use all 7 skips). in the second, a new thing is featured: the fusestopper. it destroys the bomb in a question to give you more time to think. the quiz is availible on addictinggames (no music though), newgrounds, notdoppler, and other websites.

Question 1 from the impossible quiz:
How many holes in a polo? Answer: 4

Question 1 from the impossible quiz 2:
Where does the general keep his soldiers? Answer: Up his sleevies.

by Fruity PoPs October 14, 2007