Quarantine Dick

Severely chapped or red-raw penis caused by masturbating to pass the time whilst in quarantine.

“How’s quarantine going? You having some time off work?”
“Not well man, I’m so bored I’m developing a serious case of quarantine dick.”

by SoreKnobSteve April 10, 2020

happy quarantine

A socially distanced greeting in the times of COVID-19 pandemic

*walking at a 6 feet distance from occasional stranger and greet with: "Happy quarantine!"

by Lalustyler April 9, 2020

Quarantine eyes

The look some one gives you during a quarantine that says if this is the end lets get naked.

My neighbor never appealed to me before but she gave me the quarantine eyes and right now I've got my fear goggles on so giddy up.

by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020

Quarantine Quaff

Quarantine Quaff- (n) 1. A hairstyle resulting from salon neglect caused by coronavirus isolation. 2. Similar to the messy teacher bun but, with roots showing and pertaining to anyone with hair shoulder length or longer.

Oh my God, Karen, your quarantine quaff is so boufo!

by Shanksgiven March 31, 2020

Planetary Quarantine

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine

by ♥🗺☠ July 20, 2021

quarantine casual

During quarantine wearing sweats and tee shirts are now acceptable at all events, meetings, parties, dinners, temple, church, holidays etc. Hoodies and sweatshirts are also optional and acceptable. Going forward anything above that is simply wearing underwear and bras, this called Quarantine Casual.

We are having a dinner party tonight, the dress is Quarantine Casual.

by Der Bluten Kat April 15, 2020

quarantine couple

Two individuals who find themselves in a relationship simply because there is nothing better to do, specifically in the context of the global COVID-19 pandemic.

“OMG i really like you and it’s probably because i’m really fucking bored.... do you want to be a quarantine couple? “

by quaranqueen April 7, 2020