PEMDAS

A boring ass thing that teachers do to trick children

Teacher; okay kids let's learn about PEMDAS.
Kids: Ok
Bully: Oh hell naw man i dont want to listen to this shit!!!
Teacher: don't spoil this for them

by Hello it's your death calling March 3, 2019

pendos

A greek person of low social class. Usually used as an insult.

My daughter will never marry a pendos like yourself!

by George Webster June 12, 2006

Pedosexual

An adult who is sexually attracted to children. Pedosexuality is a common sexual orientation the world over, but is by no means as common as like-age attraction. Pedosexual tendencies can be identified in virtually everyone, but are discouraged due to Puritan-influenced attitudes about sex that endure to this day.

A minority of pedosexuals are exclusively attracted to children, while the majority are either "happily married" or "celibate." Ideal professions for pedosexual individuals include: Guidance Counselor, Gym Teacher, Priest/Youth Minister, Senator, Pop Star, Party Clown, Santa Claus (Seasonal), and Elementary School Principal.

Slang terms for pedosexual include: pedophile and pedobear.

Margaret always watched Junior Gymnastics in the nude because she was a pedosexual.

by Paula Deen, Ya'll! July 15, 2013

pedoscataphile

An adult individual who regularly engages in consuming the feces of prepubescent children.

OMG, you caught your neighbor eating what, from your little brothers what!?!? GROSS!!

So let me get this straight. You saw your six year old little brother taking a dump in the neighborhood pedophile's mouth. That's just sick.

That man must be a pedoscataphile!

by The_Informant December 23, 2009

Pedostachian

A man (or mustached woman) with a pedostache. See pedostache. Originated from pedo (pedophile) stache (mustache) and -ian (person who).

I took my son out of his new daycare when I found out his teacher was a pedostachian.

by Confuzzle June 1, 2011

pedoslug

a gentleman that prefers the younger end of the sexual spectrum, a humbert who'll go for twinks or loli's but doesn't have the energy, or drive, to actually expend any effort fucking kids

gentleman 1

" i say, that unsavory chap has been staring at those young ladies for quite some time, i may have to call a constable for i fear paedophilia's afoot"

gentleman 2

"nah, he's a pedoslug they'd be too fast for him to nonce up

by macatsuma November 11, 2011

PEMDAS

P: Penis

E: Erection
M: Masturbation
D: Dick
A: Asshole

S: Sex

Boy 1: Yo I just performed PEMDAS
Girl 1: oh

by WillieWacker723 June 29, 2020