One two switcheroo

The act of very quickly pulling out of a woman and then slipping it into her ass

I pulled a one two switcheroo on my girlfriend last night, we haven't spoken since

by Og Orange November 20, 2019

Ones and twos

How many points Ronan often gets per player in fantasy football each week

Look, Ronan just got ones and twos again.

by DJ TRYB November 7, 2020

one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.

While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

by Mythattak May 22, 2017

one-two-switch-a-roo

The action of putting one's dick into a vagina whilst having one's testicles inside another vagina. Said vagina often has to be previously penetrated in order to be open enough to welcome the above-mentioned testicles.

"I had these two girls over and I pulled a one-two-switch-a-roo"

by noirline November 12, 2017

i might get on one knee or two

they are happy for what you give them and want to give you a blowjob

"babe you can have my hoodie"
"aw babe i might get on one knee or two"

by DaVo691 November 23, 2021

The old one two

Buying a pack of cheese and onion and salt and vinegar crisps and then eating one of each crisp at the same time

You are eating your crisps wrong, the best is to have one of each, nothing beats the old one two

by Irishwordsmith May 30, 2023

one-two

usually a shardy that you mess with from time to time and are still cool with. originating from toronto slang. can also be referred to as a fling

mandem that’s my one-two relax broski

by webromani June 5, 2022