Mantyhose

Pantyhose for men

Until I found mantyhose, I had a bitch of a time stuffing back my sack.

by Webster, bitch October 8, 2008

Manstration

The irrational periods of anger that all males will experience at least once. Usually lasts 24-48 hours.

It is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male's body. It is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention.
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Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason
-Pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things
-Voracious hunger, best remedied with large quantities of steak.
-Excessive swearing
-Excessive drinking
-Insomnia/Narcolepsy
-Agoraphobia/agoraphilia
-Photophobia/photophilia
-Periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy

Julianus: Shit bro, I'm manstrating hard. Wanna build an empire to fuck shit up?

Romulus: Sure man, creating an empire that has a big ass legion must be the equivalent of punching dozens of inanimate objects.

Julianus: True shit. That's one of the best cures for Manstration.

by Bando-De-Shamrock May 29, 2013

Mansturation

The period of time when guys experience their 'time of the month', also known as BMS.

Hey Hailey did you talk to Joe? He's so uptight today! It must be his mansturation.

I know and I thought I was a bitch when I'm on my period.

by raawwrrrr February 28, 2011

ManSkype

A male who uses Skype to video chat with other males about non-relavent day to day activites.

He is doing that gay manskype thing again.

by Whippy431 October 28, 2011

manstruating

A monthly three to five day period when a man seems particularly moody, weak, emotional or indecisive.

Dude 1: "Hey, have you talked to Jeremy lately? He started to cry when I told him he had a flat."

Dude 2: "Oh, leave Jeremy alone. He's manstruating. He'll be better in a couple of days."

by Robert the Great February 4, 2013

mastynap

when you masturbate and pass out, can be done during anytime of the day.

Sally: I'm really hangover
Bill: you know sleeping is the best way to get rid of a hangover
Sally: what's better is taking a mastynap!

by mizshit February 5, 2014

manstration marks

The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.

Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.

by YAWA October 3, 2021