Flaming Jasper

an unpopular gay person.;

a person who has complete authority, but no one listens to them

you are the only gay person that girls never want to hang around with haha. ;

man I really hate Nichole, she's such a "Flaming Jasper" about this fucking project.

by DuckLuck and Daffy July 6, 2010

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jester

a fool. a joker. a clown. an entertainer that dances and/or tells jokes. (usually for kings)

1.the 2/4 jokers in a deck of cards.
2.a male person in silly attire performing for the king's entertainment
3.people in "Jackass". (a show for the mentally insane)

by david lui July 12, 2005

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Annoying little shit-tard of a mobile phone/ring tone commercial company that has taken over the world and infected our homes and the streets with the ever annoying "crazy frog"! jamster likes to appear on T.V every 2 minutes with its creepy necropheliac frog with a teeny prick and a retard helmet singing like a freakin grand prix race. Crazy frog (aka Axel F) has even made it to #1 here in Australia and in the UK music charts!!! (sad but true! ) aghhh...god help us!!!!

bing bing baaawww baaww baww...ding ding ding dading ding dawwwg dawwg!!!!!

FUCK! CRAP! SHIT!!!!!! I can't get it out of my head!

by u r cool September 14, 2005

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Text-jester

A reliable clown whose purpose is to provide routine amusement, distraction and entertainment via text.

A text-jester provides texts that may seem generally off the wall and may come out of nowhere - leading to an onslaught of texts back and forth between two or more parties as to who can out-jest the other.

Primary references include hillarious and random movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes and references strictly for your pleasure.

Derek had me cracking up last night! Out of nowhere I received a text last night that said 'I suck dick for money.'
It took me a second, but I responded with 'Two thousand dollars, you're that good.'
And he came back with, 'Best piece of ass in three states.'
He is one hell of a text jester!

OR:

I was sooo bored at work yesterday afternoon when I got a text from Text-Jester Taylor that said 'My bottom bitch got a little smart today. She probably won't be much for workin for a few days..'
I responded with 'Shiiit. That what the bitch gets! Learn her smart ass. She's the bottom bitch for a reason! Flip the mattress and turn her tricky ass out!'

by Fdurdad January 12, 2010

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jamster

Ringtone, wallpaper and other crap internet business which
targets children and then makes it incredibly difficult to
unsubscribe from their service. Texting STOP doesn't stop them from stealing money from your mobile.
Want to get back at Jamster ?
Got broadband ?
get something called wget (free, part of cygwin) and
set up a loop that continuously does
wget -r www.jamster.com
or wget -r www.jamster.co.uk
Waste their bandwidth. Hit them in the pocket!
Get enough people to do this and they'll get the message.

Jamster steals money from kids

by Nyebodnye December 31, 2005

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jamster

Retarded cellphone ringtone provider with irritating commercials and VERY unfunny songs and sounds. People who have ordered ringtones from Jamster can be found on the short bus or working in Wal*mart.

"ANSAR DEE FONE YAWANNA ANSAR DEE FONE!"

"Where muh baby daddy at? WHERE HE BE?"

by Chernorizets Hrabr January 19, 2005

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