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my girlfriend who lives in canada

"My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.

This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.
by Ben Friesen May 13, 2005
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lived-in

A slightly untidy but homey feel, made with a comfortable but slightly worn or untidy look that is consistent with actual or current occupation. Usually used to describe state of one's hair or home.
"What's with your beard, Tom? You're kind of have a lived-in look."
"I just wanted to try it out."
"But if you keep up at this rate, you'll look like an Amish person!"
by hughlaurieaddict June 10, 2009
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Lives in a tent

is a sentences lilpump uses to discribe how poor you are, even tho he is a mumble rapper and is on house arrest .
by yummyprinces June 14, 2018
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I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man

"Ei ur English's pretty good u know?"
"I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man."
by Luvis the CARATzen June 19, 2019
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A term often by a person who might be a closeted homosexual, notating that he has a fake girlfriend to cover up his homosexuality. In the instance that a friend might want to meet this fake girl, she is always somehow sick or has trouble in making an appearance.
In the musical 'Avenue Q', a character is a closeted homosexual and sings a song about how he has a girlfriend who lives in canada and how he sexually pleases her everytime he sees her.

John: Brett has a girlfriend? I thought he was gay!
Bob: Well he has a girlfriend alright, who lives in Canada!
by 000jajajaja000 February 21, 2011
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my boyfriend lives in Canada

Usually a lie told by women who cannot find a boyfriend, Although sometimes true for some desperate people.

Usually they claim they met the man online, if so that also qualifies as desperate.
Guy: Still having trouble finding the right guy?
Girl: My boyfriend lives in Canada
Guy: Wow like I haven't heard that before, you're really sad.
Girl: I'm serious I met him online!
by Coonpuff October 14, 2015
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For you lived in a world of evil.

The last line of the Shakespeare play "The Plumber of Sackman Street", cried at the grave site of King Enrico by his son Josepherus.
"Rest in peace, for you lived in a world of evil."
by Frank Wilkerson September 23, 2021
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