Homoerectus

A person whom becomes erect at the sight of a homosexual.

Hey look, a homo! Wait, is that an erection in your pants? You're a homoerectus!

by tonzie_c February 24, 2009

Homoneurotic

A state of extreme paranoia on the part of a straight person (usually a man) about homosexuality. Sometimes this is felt by the straight man when known homosexuals are present, when said straight man is under the delusion that being gay means that you can't keep your hands to yourself.

Other times, however, homoneuroticism manifests itself in extreme frigidity and irritability at ANY display of male to male or brotherly affection.

Example of the Homoneurotic state: (person B)

A: Alright mate! Haven't seen you in fucking near 6 months! *claps on shoulder*

B: Dude... don't touch me; it's gay.

by Zarathustratosphere September 17, 2010

Homonecrorachnopedophiliobiac

Being a person who screws juvenile dead spiders of the same sex. No joke. Usually used as a come back in which nobody can respond to.

Oh yeah? Well, you're a Homonecrorachnopedophiliobiac.

by James Burls May 5, 2006

homoberry

this term is usually applied to someone you might call a 'homo', but, due to his or her immense cuteness, 'berry' is added to create a softer, kinder designation.

alternate meaning: a small, adorable, animate berry, that is very likely homosexual

'you forgot the plane tickets?! you homoberry'

by senor tiggy October 20, 2005

Gay Homonezie

Term invented by Dan used to describe inside-the-closet gay males.

History will show that the biggest gay homonezie to ever walk the face of the earth was Dan.

by xxx September 13, 2004

homoerectis

When a man looks at another man and pops a boner.

Aja has experienced many homoerectices

by pitogrande May 17, 2003

Homoerotic Asphyxiation

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation that occurs while watching gay pornography or while participating in a homosexual act.

Kevin: Dude did you hear about Shawn?
Martin: No, was he doing some of that homoerotic asphyxiation shit again?
Kevin: Yeah dude he died cuz he couldn't breath during that orgy for people with weird fetishes.
Martin: Wow, that sucks.

by Billboard Baggins September 10, 2014