Dark Fiber

The large quantity of information, time, and effort wasted in large bureaucratic organizations to fulfill petty changes that will likely never come into use.
The dark fiber at Advance Auto Parts cost the company millions in capital per year.
by emptypepsican July 21, 2008
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fiber optic cable

a way to express your love for someone. basically another word for i love you.
'fiber optic cable, bro."

"i fiber optic cable you too."
by amy is basically hajime November 21, 2023
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Fiber Tax

The amount of fiber one has to consume in order to make sure they have a normal bowel movement without paying for it in pain.
“I have constipation, I can’t make it to the party!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”
by DorianGray1243 July 11, 2023
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Testie Fiber

that monkey is testie fibering you!!!
by crackbaby666 December 17, 2011
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Carbon Fiber

Something that should not be used in a tube shaped submersible meant for dives to the Titanic
“Shit! We shouldn’t have used carbon fiber on this Oceangate fucking tras-“
(Implosion)
by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME February 16, 2024
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fiber gummies

The three gummies you take daily that make you shit for an enternity.
I just took fiber gummies to clean my system.
by Jason19871 May 02, 2015
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beige fibers

an expression used instead of saying "i hate life" or "fuck my life"
50 shades of beige fibers
by littlebabyclete January 25, 2017
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