Splicing (Fiber Optics)

U have 2 fiber end. Put them in machine. Machine says beep. Now you got no fiber ends and a neckbeard who can stream lotr in 4k.

Splicing (Fiber Optics), for example "Today I spliced 96 Fibers in a roadside cabinet."

by dj_ordje March 29, 2021

Snitzle hiber fiber sun

The continuation of "oh snitzle" making it sound more foreign with gibberish

*Gets scared and yells *Oh snitzle hiber fiber sun!!!

by Demanoid December 10, 2024

Fiberous Mosgrove

Pubic hair that grows in thicker, longer, and less curly when you are on a high fiber diet.

Tim: Did you see John’s pubes?
Stegosaurus McCluggers: Yeah it looks like he got fiberous mosgrove.
Tim: How’d he get that?
Stegosaurus McClugers: Must be from that new diet he’s on.

by Possum Brown December 22, 2024

Fiberous Mosgrove

A condition when your pubic hair grows longer, thicker, and less curly when you ingest too much fiber.

Tim: Did you see John’s pubes?
Stegosaurus McCluggers: Yeah it looks like he has Fiberous Mosgrove.

Tim: How’d he get that?
Stegosaurus McCluggers: It must be from that new diet he’s on.

by Possum Brown December 22, 2024

Iowan Fiber Climb

You stick a stalk of corn up your ass while your significant other licks the butthole and eats the corn off of your ass while it is spinning

"My wife gave me a mean Iowan Fiber Climb last night"

by General Herpes July 19, 2025

Fiber optic cable

High speed Internet access.

Fuck's all that?
Fiber optic cable. High-speed Internet access.
Lotta money in this shit.
Oh yeah?
😏
😟

by fuckjon January 2, 2026

Fiber Optic Cable Core

A kind of shitposting where you play sad music in the background and record someone saying something and then you cutoff the last part where they say a noun and flash a picture of said object and have them repeat it in a pitched down version

This is my favorite computer. *Image of a computer*, computer *in a low pitch voice*.

Ahh the classic fiber optic cable core.

by Humorescence June 30, 2024