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Florida Cracker

A white NATIVE BORN Floridian, usually with pre-civil war Floridian ancestry.
The Florida Cracker has become an endangered species, mostly because of all the golf-playing, non-driving, constant-bitching ASSHOLE yankee retirees that move to Fla.
by The Last Rebel September 2, 2008
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Florida Man

A guy who has committed a weird or dumb crime or a guy who is just weird and does weird things
One of my classmates grew up to be a Florida Man
by YuOfTheNight August 19, 2019
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florida dipstick

when your having sex doggie style on the beach and you pull out real quick and dip your penis in the sand and stick it back in. but wear a condom for best results.
"dude, i gave sandy the florida dipstick yesterday"
by grahambrose1906 March 23, 2010
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Florida Marlins

A Major League baseball team based in Miami, known for consistently having a talented minor league system, which helped them win two world championships in their first eleven seasons. The New York Yankees, by comparison, are known for consistently relying on aging/injury-prone/otherwise in-decline players at high prices, and took twenty years to win their first title.
And God looked upon the fish, and he saw that it was good.
by * January 12, 2005
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Avon Park, Florida

One of the realest cities in Florida. Not a big city but is rough in areas. You can find drug dealers on Front Street and over by the basketball court. Has a on goin rival with neighboring city Sebring. You also find young thugs carrying AK-47s and other automatic and semi-automatics guns.Is known as AP or The Park. Is anoother hood in Florida.
Dont mess with Avon Park dides because they tote choppas.

Avon PArk, Florida is another ghetto in Florida.
by J-Tay September 3, 2006
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Florida Feet

When the bottom of your feet have calluses, dirt, and are tough from rarely wearing shoes when walking outside. Usually found in places such as Florida.
Duuude after staying at the beach all summer I've got serious florida feet!
by Chachacharmin! July 24, 2011
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Florida Floppy Dick

An old Floridian pedophile man who is incapable of getting an erection and is forced to use Viagra
That man in the windowless van is a Florida Floppy Dick
by watchmeown654 December 19, 2011
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