Dalen

The most amazing man that you will ever meet.
He's sweet, kind, caring, generous, trustworthy, considerate, honest, and just... perfect. No one can top Dalen, it's an impossibility. He knows how to treat his ladies and has the biggest heart EVER! He's an amazing friend and will go well out of his way for anyone he cares about. He has an amazing smile and is just a doll. Be jealous.

My boyfriend Dalen is better than yours.

by assylA manrAnaV August 7, 2009

Dale Gribble

The paranoid and really funny guy on King of the Hill. Dale's wife Nancy cheated on him and had a kid (Joseph) with John Redcorn, who is an Indian American and Dale believes that because Joseph is so tan and dark that his great grandmother was Italian, and in one episode that "aliens" impregnated Nancy. Dale does not sign his real name on anything he signs, he uses the name Rusty Shackelford, which he also has the birth certificate of. Records all of his phone calls, has metal cage doors (like in malls) to roll down over his windows and doors. Has his fake little security company "Dale-Tec" that doesn't do anything except give you a bunch of free Dale-Tec balloons when you sign up. Also he writes his own local newspaper called "The Gribble Times" that covers news and events in the alley. Believes that the CIA and FBI are bad. Has theories and conspiracies on just about anything that happens or anything that anyone says.

Clank noises are heard when Hank's truck is broke, the noises are clearly coming from the truck
Dale Gribble: Must be those stealth helicopters, they still have some clanks to work out.

Hank answers telephone
Dale disguises his voice
Dale: You don't know who I am but I know where you live.
Hank? Dale is that you?
Dale: Oh Hank, can I speak with Peggy?
Peggy: Hello Dale
Dale: You don't know who I am but I know where you live......

by Hi-Ya Zip May 16, 2009

Quandingle Dale

An absolute chad. Quandingle Dale is the main character. Quandingle dale will fix your fatherless family situation, and give you the life you always dreamed of, because he's just that godly.

Noteworthy members of the Dale family include:
-Quandingle, of course
-Hitler
-Barack O Bama
-George Floyd
-Anne Frank
-Michelle Obama
The Dale family originated during the civil war period. They single-handedly turned the tide of battle by drowning the opposition in cum. Abraham Lincoln, another member of the Dale family, became president of the USA. After many generations, Quandingle himself is helping humanity,

Ayo Bro, did you hear about 'that' Quandingle Dale.

No
Ya lol he's literally a chad i would let rub his booty up on me anytime omg.

by RaviTheRealMan February 20, 2022

Daled

to be absolutely destroyed physically, mentally, or even figuratively in either sense. Being daled is one of the worst things to happen to a person. No one has been double daled and lived to tell the tale.

yeah, but at least i wasn't double daled

by TheSurvivor May 28, 2011

dale gribble

the very funny neighbor of hank hill on the animated series "king of th hill"

I am a one man externiation corperation

by rusty shackleford May 13, 2005

Dailey

Daileys are often pretty serious on the surface. They may even seem distant or stuck up, BUT they are more than they seem. They are quirky, weird, and just don't go with the flow. They are generally very intelligent, and view the future as extremely important. Daileys also value family, significant others, and close friends dearly. They remember most everything, and care about everything a little too much. They don't seem like dating material, but they aren't half bad. They try pretty hard to be really understanding, and Daileys are much more patient. Just be willing to get past their awkward, and you will find a worth while person.

You have a heart and mind like a Dailey.

by The Dailey Expert July 30, 2017

dale yeah

hell yeah but with a southern twist

Jake: You tryna get crunk this weekend?
Stephen: Well dale yeah

by sleepyhead February 12, 2019