Calvin Cocksucker

Skinny prick that admits maplestory is his life. Cry's over a girl when rejected which is very often. Stalks the girls who he likes. Gets very mad when called "kid" also has trouble masturbating due to small penis, he is a very confident young man thinking he's cute when he's nothing close to it. He always gets bullied at school and takes it out on kids on maplestory but always ends up embarrassing himself.

Omg that kid is so ugly and thinks he's so cool he must a Calvin Cocksucker opps I meant faggot :3.

by DaJayMan August 17, 2011

cocksucker motherfucker

One who fucks his/her mother, and also sucks cock often.

Get the hell outta here, cocksucker motherfucker!

by Joe July 15, 2004

cocksucker

An idiot. An asshole. Word used for anyone who is genuinely a fucking piece of shit.

I'm gonna fucking kill that cocksucker for stealing my drugs.

by chicagobastard November 29, 2006

everlasting cocksucker

One who sucks cock, everlastingly. Basically a dirty slut who will suck cock for the rest of her life.

Alyssa is my everlasting cocksucker.

by Cronx May 5, 2006

cocksuckered

To screw something up very badly.

Trapper really cocksuckered our football season when he jumped offsides on fourth down.

by Joe Blow November 30, 2003

cocksucking cowboy

An alcoholic beverage consisting of two parts butterscotch schnapps to one part baileys irish cream, served in a shot glass.

"I'd like a cocksucking cowboy, please."

by soundsofsilence May 12, 2010

Cockscrambler

A very effeminate male who dresses like a very attractive female. Often times they appear as female from afar and to the untrained eye. However, once the costume comes off, the truth is revealed to the bemoaning of any man who falls for the trap. They are usually found around anime expos or any area with a large conglomerate of cosplayers.

"Man, those ninja girls look pretty cute."
"They're cockscramblers."
"Damn."

by Hypothetical High Five February 18, 2007