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Celeste

A girl that is of 'Goddess' status. Listens to only the best music, knows how to kick ass. One that listens to only the best music, and will commit a fly kick to those whose music is "garbage". A piece of 'hot ass', that can cook Italian food and hold her own in a cypher. Only the luckiest are able to survive around her, let alone touch her.
Wow, I think I love you... you're a Celeste.
by lovethewholeuniverse April 5, 2015
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cell phone

A number you should NEVER EVER give to your boss.
by jon June 19, 2005
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cell phone behavior

Behavior that is associated with cell phone users. Symptoms noted are talking aimlessly about nothing when conversing live with another person, deathlike appearance, selfishishness, delusions of grendeur, bleeding mouth syndrome, incurable diarhhea of the brain, "I'm so beautiful" syndrome, and "My life is so way important can't you see" syndrome.
Vrin: What happened to Sally Sue. She's in a nursing home.
Jadu: Why?
Vrin: She was permanently committed by society because of her cell phone behavior. Doc took away her cell phone. She's in restraints now and had her mouth permanently sewn shut.
by jethrojones December 12, 2007
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Celeste

Describes someone or something that is extremely dope, almost heavenly
That movie was so Celeste!

*haandshake*
by lovethewholeuniverse April 5, 2015
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glass cellar

The area of the workforce that women don't want to be part of, such as digging, road construction, garbage dumping, etc. as oppose to glass ceiling jobs such as, being CEO, chairman, congressman, president, and all that good stuff. Due to political correctness, it's harder for men to get most medium paying jobs, so some are stuck under the glass cellar. basically men dominate both extremes of the spectrum.
They put more cracks in the glass ceiling than they did in the glass cellar.
by smashdummies December 24, 2012
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Celestial Gladiators

An oceanic competitive event clan on warframe, boasting the dankest memes. Apparently, the warlord is a squid.
Celestial Gladiators is the best clan on warframe.
by Khuro July 15, 2017
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MOBIUS CELL

Where person 'A' makes a cell phone call to person 'B', gets their voice mail, begins to leave a message. Meanwhile person 'B' sees the missed call, phones person 'A' from THEIR cell, and gets person 'A's voice mail, leaving a message to call them back. meanwhile, Person 'A' finishes the message for person 'B', see's that they have missed a call from person 'B' and call them back, only to get the voice mail again, because person 'B' is doing the same... the cycle continues as long as the participants do not pause to let the other person through.
It took Jane and me forever to get out of that mobius cell until I finally just put the phone down and waited for her to call.

I'm TRYING to call to get through to them so they don't miss the highway exit, but we're stuck in this damn mobius cell!!
by mmichaell August 18, 2005
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