Bike Thief

Black people, because everyone knows only black people steal bikes

“Hey, that bike thief is stealing my bike! Someone shoot him!”

by DoctorGewehr October 10, 2019

DUI bike

Any mode of transportation other than a personal automobile that a person is forced to utilize after losing their driving privileges/automobile as a result of one or many DUI/DWI convictions. Most commonly a bicycle but may also take the form of a skateboard, rollerblades, or someone waiting at a bus stop in a nice suit.

The 40 year old marketing executive claimed that he started biking to work for health reasons but the whole office knew it was a DUI bike.

by Basspilot April 3, 2008

Bike life

Differs kinda of bikers from BMX,mountain bikes, motorcycles found in streets doing wheelies in large groups

Yo my boy popped a wheelie had a 12 o'clock my boy got blocks bike life up ya hurd

by Thekid udontknow October 20, 2016

village bike

The girl everyone has had a 'ride' on. Derogatory term for a promiscuious girl

Tommy's old girlfriend is the local 'village bike'.

by Gough Bedlam June 16, 2006

biketard

Any cyclist who blatantly disregards the safety of nearby pedestrians.

The fraking biketard barely missed us on the sidewalk! I hope we didn't interrupt him while he was texting.

by justlikefrank August 11, 2009

bikehole

Bicycle riders who feel as though they are equal to moving vehicles and proceed to ride in the middle of the road, often 3-4 people deep.

"I almost got in an accident because of a group of bikeholes thought they owned the road."

by rockin' robin July 25, 2012

Hater bike

Used when someone is very negative and/or spreading hate all over the place

Stop riding your hater bike
Get off that hater bike now!
Get on your hater bike and get lost!

by Kordonme November 12, 2010