BIKENONCE 

ANOTHER WORD FOR JEREMY VINE CHANNEL 5 VERY OWN BIKE NONCE

JEREMY VINE WAS RIDING DOWN THE ROAD ON HIS TODGER BIKE, POCKETS FILLED WITH CABURYS CREME EGGS. THERE HE NOTICES SOME KIDS AT THE SIDE OF THE ROAD OFFERING THEM HIS EGGS WHEN A BRAVE MAN CALLED JOEY TOLD HIM WHERE TO SHOVE HIS CREME EGGS AND LEAVE KIDS ALONE JOEY SHOUTS OUT FUCK OFF "BIKENONCE"

BIKENONCE by KANETHEMAN69 January 11, 2024

BIKENONCE 

JEREMY VINE - BIKE NONCE

THERE WAS ONCE A MAN CALLED JEREMY VINE WHO OWNED A BIKE, ONE DAY DAY JEREMY HAD LOAD OFF CABURYS CREME EGGS STROLLING LONG AND SEES SOME KIDS, JEREMY OFFERS THE KIDS SOME EGGS BUT A SUPERHERO CALLED JOEY SAVES THE DAY AND KIDS FROM THE BIKENONCE

BIKENONCE by KANETHEMAN69 January 11, 2024

Bike Nonce 

A non offensive slang term chiefly used in Britain for cyclists who only talk about bikes, riding bikes and preaches about how they are saving the environment.

"That guy is always posting videos of him riding his bike, what a bike nonce"

"He told me I should be riding to work everyday and not driving, a total bike nonce"

Bike Nonce by Cyclist Lover March 15, 2024

Bike Nonce 

It's time to get this new term, in use around the uk, into the urban dictionary.
A bike nonce is a person, usually a man of a certain age, that takes to dressing in lycra, head cam, bell attached to their bicycle and other accessories while having an over inflated view of themselves, triggered by other road users not allowing them free reign while not paying for the maintenance of the road, but having alot to say about their views, put over as fact, while actively targeting other road users To get off on reporting them for transgressions only a cyclist sees an issue, while ignoring road laws themselves and see no issue in this.
They're not self aware or able to leave others to their lives as they have a "cause" to push and by god they will be heard.

Jeremy Vine became a bike nonce filming from his head cam to gain attention and self importance

A bike nonce is regulary dressed in head to toe in lycra, ignoring red lights and other Road laws however thinks its saving the world by going for a cycle

Bike Nonce by British and proud March 19, 2024

Bike Nonce 

A man who rides his bike with a camera and either records kids or grasses on people to the old bill.

Jeremy Vines a bike nonce

Bike Nonce by JezzaVee March 24, 2024

Bike Nonce 

A man who rides his bike with a camera and either records kids or grasses on people to the old bill.

Jeremy Vines a bike nonce

Bike Nonce by JezzaVee March 24, 2024

Bike Nonce 

A man who rides a bike with a camera on his helmet, and either record kids or record people and phones the old bill on them.

Hey did you see Jeremy Vine’s a bike nonce

Bike Nonce by JezzaVee March 24, 2024