water blog 

one of the most refreshing types of blogs you'll ever see. they're like a dark version of a pale blog but cooler. it's about sadness life and fasion and shit.

"i saw this really nice water blog yesterday. i raped the fuck out of that archive my nigga burrr"

water blog by underneath_ May 15, 2013

Water Ballooned

The act of urinating during anal sex. Like filling a balloon with a garden hose.

"I picked up this chick from the bar and I totally water ballooned her by accident!"

Water Ballooned by Bottle Blondy May 19, 2013

water-cookies 

Water-cookies are frozen water that Is essentially basically ICE, what you put in any beverage to make COLD. WATER-Cookies

yo can me get some water-cookies, my seagrams is getting very warm.

water-cookies by water cookies November 3, 2013

Water hopper 

Mexicans who jump over the Gulf of Mexico in search of freedom in sunny Florida.

"Hey Jim did you see that water hopper at the beach?"
"Yes what jumping talents!"

Water hopper by Sandy cheeks May 1, 2014

Water my throat 

to drink water

I decided to water my throat because I was thirsty.

Water my throat by Ereck Flowers December 30, 2014

Water Balloon 

Trumps everything thrown in Paper, Rock, Scissors, and therefore, life. Seen on the TV show "Friends".

Phoebe: Scissors beats Paper.
Joey: Fire burns paper.
Phoebe: Water balloon.

Water Balloon by RansomedStallion March 9, 2015

Water Ballooned

When you wrap up and, mid smash, wait to get just soft enough to piss into the condom. Fill it up. Slyly withdrawal, pinching and tying off the "balloon". Run.

Ah shit man, I dont think I'm coming to the party.

Why not?

I water ballooned Marika last weekend, not sure if she ever got it out after. Either way, she's gonna be pissed.

Water Ballooned by party on April 3, 2015