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my humps 

The title of a Black Eyed Peas song which was stupidly released as a single. While the two preceding singles ("Don't Phunk With My Heart" and "Don't Lie") were all right, history will remember the moment the video for this song hit the airwaves as the moment when the BEP officially jumped the shark.
WILL.I.AM (rapping in "My Humps"): "I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff/Milky, milky cocoa/
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff/Milky, milky riiiiiiight."

LISTENER #1:"Oh, how clever, Will.i.am is using the combination of chocolate cereal and white milk as an analogy for a black man and white woman fucking! How clever!"

LISTENER #2: (smacks his hand against his forehead in exasperation, rendered speechless by the stupidity around him)
my humps by Rabid Caterpillar April 8, 2007
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humpy hammocks 

a game where two people bounce up and down on each side of the hammock like a retard
usually played in cancun club med

(sometimes if you are lucky you find a full pack of stride gum that makes you crazy because its most likely poisened)
humpy hammocks by Jewls and Cookiee December 14, 2010
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shit humper 

a gay fag, who has fagot ass but sex with his but buddy. The fagot humps the shit of the other fagot, its fucked up.
look at that kid over there with tight pants i bet he is a shit humper
shit humper by famousegrenade April 6, 2010

humpty-bosk 

Most excellent. Could not possibly be better. A step up from being simply bosk. Used mostly to describe a consumptive experience
Oh aye min, that curry pie was humpty-bosk. Hit the spot!
humpty-bosk by anna apple October 12, 2003

humpback 

Have intercourse on your sexual partner's back.
I humpbacked Jenna last night.
humpback by C.P. February 11, 2004
Interjection used to express displeasure when something doesn't come out the way you wish
Silly girlfriend:So are you taking me out for dinner tonight?
You:Sorry hunny,i can't.I'm going to watch the football game with the guys.
Silly girlfriend:Humph!
humph by 8inches September 28, 2005

a humphrey 

A child that is born to unwed parents who eventually get married.
Jane was a bastard until she was flower girl at her parents wedding last week; she is now a humphrey.
a humphrey by Joel Rodriguez March 18, 2007