ted steven
Alaskan Senator quoted as saying that the Internet "is not a big truck," but rather a "series of tubes."
ted steven by mliecah August 28, 2006
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GPS (Global Positioning Steven)
Named for an annoying wannabe kid who never gets invited to go places, but always seems to show up anyway. Because he can find his "friends" anywhere, even if they go to great lengths to exclude him or go places that they think he'll never find them, he is thought to have an extrasensory advantage in locating others.
"So I went to the mall with Joe the other day and Nick showed up. It was like he was waiting for us!"
"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."
"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."
GPS (Global Positioning Steven) by B-Town June 1, 2004
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When you take a Trojan magnum condom and fill it all the way up with lube and then hit someone in the face with it
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Shipyard Steven
This aggresive act involves postioning oneself on the edge of large boat with every intention to defecate off the side. If this bold individual is able to execute a dump in plain viewsight of other ship goers and beach loungers he is said to have acheived the highest known title in boating, the "Shipyard Steven"
Mike had such high aspirations of being crowned the shipyard steven that he deemed it necesary to drop his shorts, lean off the side of the boat and launch a dump for all those on the beach to witness.
Shipyard Steven by Reggie Dumps April 13, 2009
The Steven JAY
When a person takes a shit while banging a dirty dark vagina in on hand and tries to catch the hot happy logs before it hits the toilet water and gives the magic cold, dirty (yet refreshing) blast of recycled pee.
The Steven JAY by VegetaLove October 22, 2010